Lou Quarmwater
Eating Sun Eating Sun
Can't Tell...tain't me....t'is my daughter. But if I ever find the punk who inspired her to make this up....why I'm gonna have a long talk with him.
10/13/2008 Acoustic Rock
Shhhhhh........ Shhhhhh........
9/26/2008 Acoustic Rock
The Stan and Michael Blues The Stan and Michael Blues
Well you know....it's self Essplannneeetooriez. I was inspired because I 'Lost In The Semi's To A Better Man But Am Still Grateful To Have Made It To The Semi's And Looking Forward To A Great Final Battle Between Stan And Michael'Blues.
9/13/2008 Country Blues
Stay Away From My Daughter Stay Away From My Daughter
A song to mark the occasion of my daughter's 18 birthday.
8/31/2008 Alternative Country
The Railroaders' Hymn The Railroaders' Hymn
Doug gets called to go to work.
8/28/2008 Comedy - Adult
VIBRASLAP VIBRASLAP
7/31/2008 Acoustic Rock
The T.C.O.B. Debacle The T.C.O.B. Debacle
And Ode to the Queen of The Questionably Banned. Credit to Alley Byrd for coining the phrase.
7/25/2008 Comedy - Adult
Bustin' Out Bustin' Out
This travelanthem was inspired by a late '80's cross Canada winter road trip by the Honky Tonk Honkies From Hell.I mean we were laid off...what else is there to do but drink and drive and drive some more...
2/3/2007 Alternative Country
Where The Hell? Where The Hell?
Dedicated to Toney...if you had showed up on time this song would never have been written.
2/3/2007 Acoustic Rock
The House Of Dog The House Of Dog
You lookin' for trouble?You came to the right place...this is the only Honky Tonk Honkies From Hell song to achieve the coveted Golden Chestnut Award 20 years in a row.
2/1/2007 Alternative Country
The Wedding Song The Wedding Song
I was too cheap to buy a wedding gift so I came up with this brilliant idea instead. Unfortunately,the bride and groom didn't take me up on it.
2/1/2007 Acoustic Folk
Ode To A Lounge Lizard Ode To A Lounge Lizard
This little number's about the going's on on a typical night at the Casa Classa Club. Is this the Ballad of Polly Ester and Ray Aughn ? More Buck Naked Lou Quarmwater magic.
2/1/2007 Swing
The Only Bub In Town The Only Bub In Town
'Healin''Buck Naked Spawned this song after the Bub was born.She lives in this town,and she's the only one,hence...
1/31/2007 Acoustic Rock
Bad Medicine Bad Medicine
Pound for pound, simply the best 3 chord love song ever written in the key of E. A Buck Naked classic with a Lou Quarmwater Tweek.
1/31/2007 Country Blues
Writing On The Grout Writing On The Grout
Inspired whilst urinating in the D'ed Dog men's room,Buck Naked and I discovered that people felt their graffitti was so profound they were inspired to write it on the grout between the tiles in front of our faces.We had no choice but to pay homage
1/31/2007 Acoustic Rock
Tied Down In Monctown Tied Down In Monctown
To the best of my recollection this is the way this song goes.But it's been a long time... It's a jingle for London Docks Rum that never quite made the cut.
1/29/2007 Acoustic Rock
Soulmatin' Soulmatin'
Once I had a soulmate.I knew this because she told me so. I soon found out there were rules and conditions to being a soulmate, because she told me so.
1/29/2007 Acoustic Rock
The Alright Club The Alright Club
Inspired by a lonely ole November night at the Apa-thee with 'Healin''Buck Naked,where it seemed like everyone was breaking up with everyone. This is my take on a Honky Tonk Honkeys From Hell standard, when we were in our tear jerking,gut wrenchi
1/26/2007 Acoustic Folk
Devil's Bark Devil's Bark
Why,it's the feel good song of this or any other millenium.
1/24/2007 Avant Rock