Lou Quarmwater
Fade To Black Fade To Black
This one's straight to the dude that couldn't get it thru his thick skull that his ex-wife was now the love of my life.Thanks for the inspiration,Rick.
Family Day Eve Family Day Eve
Written on the inaugural Family Day Eve over a cynical supper with Big Sky Montana,where we discussed how cool it was that the government finally decided to give families a day,all during Jam night at the Villa.
Gasha Gasha
About Lust,Greed ,Obsession,and Real Estate. Gasha is the girl who's real name you don't know yet,but ideally you will by the end of the night.
I.I.A.C. at the Legion I.I.A.C. at the Legion
Describes a bad trip at a local drinking establishment with rhyming words
King Of The Castle King Of The Castle
This is the vacation where you never leave home.
Licking Ashtrays Licking Ashtrays
Loving a smoker can be hazardous to yer health ,especially if you are a non-smoker.
LNMOP's Blues LNMOP's Blues
Well,I made it up but LNMOP does a better job of performing it...so now it's her burden. Hence LNMOP's Blues.
Ode To A Lounge Lizard Ode To A Lounge Lizard
This little number's about the going's on on a typical night at the Casa Classa Club. Is this the Ballad of Polly Ester and Ray Aughn ? More Buck Naked Lou Quarmwater magic.
Pop The Librarian Pop The Librarian
Inspired by my favourite wingman who once told me,'Everybody wants to pop the librarian' as he proceeded to woo my girlfriend's shy friend.Recorded with and produced by Leigh Friesen at Freezen Hot Music,Edson Alberta
Quick Nick Quick Nick
Come on man...everybody and their dog knows what Quick Nick is about! Nick Beeson, baby!Nick freakin' Beeson!!
Romantechnical Difficulties Romantechnical Difficulties
Admitting and accepting you are a screw up,and enjoying the ride.
S.O.L. S.O.L.
Whaddya do when you realize that the one you're with is not the one you'd rather be with?That point when when all you can think is,'What the hell have I gotten myself into?'
Secretary's Day Secretary's Day
Ain't it about time for a Secretary's Day Carol?
Sluts R.O.K. Sluts R.O.K.
What would you do if you saw 2 drunk girls arguing over who's more of a slut?Write a song about it?Me neither.
Some Kind Of Fun Some Kind Of Fun
This audio enema was originally conceived with Buck Naked in an Edmonton bar watching a terrible band and ended about a dozen years later,alone in a bar in Jasperville, watching Pro Wrasslin' on PPV.
Soulmatin' Soulmatin'
Once I had a soulmate.I knew this because she told me so. I soon found out there were rules and conditions to being a soulmate, because she told me so.
Spareboard Blues (The Double Out) Spareboard Blues (The Double Out)
What's it like to work for the railroad,you ask?
Spilt M.I.L.F. Spilt M.I.L.F.
It's about one of the best mistakes I never made, for the good of the world...well,MY world anyways.
Sun Blah Blah Blah Eyes Sun Blah Blah Blah Eyes
Yet another song about the girl the love the good the confusion the bad the weakness the metaphor the sun blah,blah,blah.......