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Eating Sun Eating Sun
Can't Tell...tain't me....t'is my daughter. But if I ever find the punk who inspired her to make this up....why I'm gonna have a long talk with him.
Shhhhhh........ Shhhhhh........
The Stan and Michael Blues The Stan and Michael Blues
Well you know....it's self Essplannneeetooriez. I was inspired because I 'Lost In The Semi's To A Better Man But Am Still Grateful To Have Made It To The Semi's And Looking Forward To A Great Final Battle Between Stan And Michael'Blues.
Stay Away From My Daughter Stay Away From My Daughter
A song to mark the occasion of my daughter's 18 birthday.
VIBRASLAP VIBRASLAP
The T.C.O.B. Debacle The T.C.O.B. Debacle
And Ode to the Queen of The Questionably Banned. Credit to Alley Byrd for coining the phrase.
2nd To Last 2nd To Last
Well,it's based an event that stared out as a birthday celebration ended up with me sitting in the shower making up this song while trying to spark one up.
31 !@#$% Years Old... 31 !@#$% Years Old...
Inspiring by the fear of never being able to make up another song again...ever...for the rest of my life.
Andy & Angie Andy & Angie
Based On A True Story about the 6ft chick vs.the 5ft dude in a darts game in the Dead Animal Room of the Athabasca Hotel in faboolous Jasperville,Alberta.
Baby's Tired Of Being Called Baby Baby's Tired Of Being Called Baby
Well the narrator can't seem to remember his woman's name,and she seems to be a little perturbed by that,if ya know what I'm saying...
Bad Medicine Bad Medicine
Pound for pound, simply the best 3 chord love song ever written in the key of E. A Buck Naked classic with a Lou Quarmwater Tweek.
Bombs of Reality Bombs of Reality
The Hazards of being a night owl in love with a morning person.Guess which one I am?
Bustin' Out Bustin' Out
This travelanthem was inspired by a late '80's cross Canada winter road trip by the Honky Tonk Honkies From Hell.I mean we were laid off...what else is there to do but drink and drive and drive some more...
Company Boy Company Boy
A song for all those people who have had to work on Xmas Day.
Exes and Odes Exes and Odes
Ohhh man...this one was about post break up booty calls before post break booty calls were called post break up booty calls.Loosely based on actual events.
