Name: Tied Down In Monctown
Duration: 4 min 51 s
Channel: Doug Zozula/Buck Naked
Description: "Tied Down In Monctown" is a song by Lou Quarmwater. To the best of my recollection this is the way this song goes.But it's been a long time... It's a jingle for London Docks Rum that never quite made the cut.

Tied Down In Monctown

Lou Quarmwater

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To the best of my recollection this is the way this song goes.But it's been a long time... It's a jingle for London Docks Rum that never quite made the cut.

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Lou Quarmwater

Solo original acoustic songs looking for someone to beg,borrow or steal and make famous,because Lord knows I ain't got the guts.Taking the 'O' out of Country,if

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Song Info

Genre

Acoustic • Acoustic Rock

Charts

Peak #172

Peak in subgenre #27

Author

Doug Zozula/Buck Naked

Rights

2005 lawsuitmusic.

Uploaded

January 29, 2007

Track Files

MP3

MP3 4.4 MB • 160 kbps • 4:51

Lyrics

They're pulling out their nosehairs
They're polishing their shoes
They're cleaning all their dirty parts 
And passing on the news
there's line ups at the liquor store
And at the haircut place
They're buzzing 'bout the latest excuse
To drink off your face

Late night at the local pub 
There's scuttlebutt and jibberish
And if you ask the town drunk
He will answer something just like this

Jimmy and Cindy
Are getting tied down in Monctown

Well I met them once in Fredericton
Don't know them much at all
Just Jimmy's into breaking bones
And Cindy's into basketball
But I could see it in their eyes
What they were thinking of
Ahhh shit we're out of London Docks
By God it must be love

So come on newlyweds
And let's get stunkadrunk
And later in that honeymoon bed
Someone's gonna get a slam dunk

'cause Jimmy and Cindy
Are getting tied down in Monctown

Well I wish that I could be there 
Wifey says I'm not allowed
I should use all the butt wipe in our house
And tell her I'm stepping out
To get some more down at the Safeway
Then I'll catch an east coast flight
And call her from a sleazy Monctown bar
And say I won't be home tonight

So rent me my tuxedo
Some gumboots and asheep
'cause if I'm gonna get in shit
I might as well get in deep

'cause Jimmy and Cindy
Are getting tied down in Monctown

Well the secret for happy marriage
Although I've never been 
Is always stand by your mate
Through good and bad and thick and thin
And be sure you mean it 
When you tell the preacher man I do
And if you drop that wedding ring Jim
Awww don't you turn your back on him
'cause from all those news reports I hear
Those east coast preachers are kind of queer
And he might have a little something special
Just for you...

So now she's got her little love slave 
And he's got his ball and chain
She's got her all night Tarzan
He's got his domestic Jane
But will she be his Snuggle Bunny
Will he be her Pookie Bear
When she's got menopause
And he's got a beer gut and receding hair

Well we cannot predict what the future will hold 
But I bet they'll be sharing bowls of oatbran
And wearing Depends
And boozing up hard liquor
And having slow but thoughful sex
When they're 91 years old

'cause Jimmy and Cindy
Are getting tied down in Moncton...

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