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The House Of Dog
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You lookin' for trouble?You came to the right place...this is the only Honky Tonk Honkies From Hell song to achieve the coveted Golden Chestnut Award 20 years in a row.
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Solo original acoustic songs looking for someone to beg,borrow or steal and make famous,because Lord knows I ain't got the guts.Taking the 'O' out of Country,if
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Genre
Country • Alternative Country
Charts
Peak #162
Peak in subgenre #32
Author
Buck Naked /Luke Warmwater
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2005 lawsuitmusic.
Uploaded
February 01, 2007
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MP3 3.4 MB • 160 kbps • 3:39
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There's always another woman There's always a state of change There's always a time when things seem normal And a time when they turn strange. There's always a guy named Poney There's always a responsible social drinker Named Stu And I'll tell you this my friend There's always room in my doghouse for you. Yah I know you're an asshole She's an elephant and you're a mouse But there's always a pallet reserved on the floor Of the Honky Tonk doghouse. There's always an explonation there's always a bad excuse There's always a reason why she went crazy But I say what's the use There's always a bad hangover And I always wake up confused But I'll tell you this my friend There's always room in my doghouse for you. Yah I know you're an asshole She's an elephant and you're a mouse But there's always a pallet reserved on the floor Of the Honky Tonk doghouse. Call me a dog all you want But don't turn your back on me Call me a dog all you want As you tie me to your tree Well you smile when I fetch You laugh when I beg But you blush when I rub your leg Call me a dog all you want But don't turn your back on me. Yah I know you're an asshole She's an elephant and you're a mouse But there's always a pallet reserved on the floor Of the Honky Tonk doghouse. There's always just one phone call There's always something to explain There's always a ,"Baby, I love you... I love you...I LOVE YOU!" And I'm never gonna do it again You know I'll never say that I'm sorry But baby you know that I am You don't apologize for being a woman Won't apologize for being a man. Yah I know you're an asshole She's an elephant and you're a mouse But there's always a pallet reserved on the floor Of the Honky Tonk doghouse...
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