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The Wedding Song
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I was too cheap to buy a wedding gift so I came up with this brilliant idea instead. Unfortunately,the bride and groom didn't take me up on it.
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Solo original acoustic songs looking for someone to beg,borrow or steal and make famous,because Lord knows I ain't got the guts.Taking the 'O' out of Country,if
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Genre
Acoustic • Acoustic Folk
Charts
#2,735 in subgenre Peak #2
Charts
Peak #13
Author
Doug Zozula
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2005 lawsuitmusic.
Uploaded
February 01, 2007
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MP3 4.6 MB • 160 kbps • 5:01
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Congratulations little lovebirds On the knot that you have tied Together in the front seat On that blissful rollercoaster ride Sailing arm and arm eternally Through that tunnel of a-lovin' And eventually discovering a bun in Ellen's oven 'cause first comes love and then comes marriage You know the poem,I won't repeat it And when Mike's with that baby carriage Your happy home will be completed But before you spend your hard earned cash On things like bottles and blankets And soothers and cribs and stuffies And baby buggies Just sit back relax and contemplate This great idea of Dougie's. Oh won't you please consider Adopting me Don't answer yet just hear me out And I'm sure you will agree That life would would be so much sweeter If we were a family Oh won't you please consider Adopting me. I know it sounds a little weird But when you weigh the cons and pros And compare a newborn kid to me And everything I knows The choice is simple And I'm damn sure we can do it legally So won't you please consider Adopting me. Just think no morning sickness or labour pains Or chance of a C-section No cleaning soiled diapers Or gooey baby food rejection No collachy cranky screaming brats That make you end up cursing And no loosing sleep to offer up A little late night nursing. Well I promise to be a good son And you know that I'm not talking About the kind of good son in that movie With Macaulay Culkin I'll do my chores pay room and board And say my prayers and never pout And if I ever disobey you I'm (29) so kick me out. Well I'll never need tuition I'll learn to love the job I've got I'll change my name to Doug Zozula Merilovich Well maybe not Just call me Little Ringo Jr. As you bounce me on your knee Oh won't you please consider Adopting me. Yah dad can take me fishing And teach me how to shoot a gun We'll change the name from Online Sport and Tackle To Merilovich & Son And don't forget my daughter Kaity She'll live with us if that's okay You'll go from newlyweds to grandparents In the time it takes to say... Oh won't you please consider Adopting me Don't answer yet just hear me out And I'm sure you will agree That life would would be so much sweeter If we were a family So won't you please consider Adopting me. I'll mow the lawn And Dad'll thank me. And if I'm naughty Mom can ssssssssssPANK me Oh won't you please consider Adopting me.
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