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OT3 OT3
OT3 is the super-secret level of $cientology where we learn that million of years ago - we were kidnapped by the galactic emperor Xenu and dumped into volcanos. Sound stupid? Just be glad you didn't for over a hundred grand to learn about it.
2/3/2003 Comedy
No OT's No OT's
$cientologists claim they can produce beings with superpowers called "Operating Thetans" or OT's. Only problem, there has never been even ONE of them.
2/3/2003 Hip Hop General
Bigotwatch This Bigotwatch This
This song was in response to $cientologists calling anyone a bigot who questions the insane ramblings of their dead conman guru.
2/3/2003 Comedy
If They Can't Take a Joke If They Can't Take a Joke
"Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke" is a religious motto of the Church of the Subgenius. According to a recent poll, Subgenii beat $cientologists for fun %100 of the time.
2/3/2003 Comedy
Avagram Avagram
An Avagram is a nasty lawyer letter from $cientology lawyer Ava Paquette. Want to get one? Engage in the kind of free speech that irritates insane fascists and you just might get several.
2/3/2003 Comedy
Ron Got Penetrated Ron Got Penetrated
Ron Hubbard was sodomized by a man named Jack Parsons during a black magic ritual called the Babylon Working.
2/3/2003 Comedy
Commodore Rimjob Commodore Rimjob
The events described in this song were witnessed while in astral form. There is no claim that these events have happened on the Earth plane.
2/3/2003 Battles/Disses
8 Million 8 Million
The cult of $cientology claims it has 8 million members. Total bullshit! The truth is that there are probably less than 200,000 clams.
2/3/2003 Comedy
Entheta Entheta
Entheta is anything that tells the hard, cruel truth about $cientology.
2/3/2003 Rock General
Make Money, Make More Money Make Money, Make More Money
The true motto of the cult of $cientology.
2/3/2003 Comedy
