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Make Money, Make More Money Make Money, Make More Money
The true motto of the cult of $cientology.
Entheta Entheta
Entheta is anything that tells the hard, cruel truth about $cientology.
8 Million 8 Million
The cult of $cientology claims it has 8 million members. Total bullshit! The truth is that there are probably less than 200,000 clams.
Commodore Rimjob Commodore Rimjob
The events described in this song were witnessed while in astral form. There is no claim that these events have happened on the Earth plane.
Ron Got Penetrated Ron Got Penetrated
Ron Hubbard was sodomized by a man named Jack Parsons during a black magic ritual called the Babylon Working.
Avagram Avagram
An Avagram is a nasty lawyer letter from $cientology lawyer Ava Paquette. Want to get one? Engage in the kind of free speech that irritates insane fascists and you just might get several.
If They Can't Take a Joke If They Can't Take a Joke
"Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke" is a religious motto of the Church of the Subgenius. According to a recent poll, Subgenii beat $cientologists for fun %100 of the time.
Bigotwatch This Bigotwatch This
This song was in response to $cientologists calling anyone a bigot who questions the insane ramblings of their dead conman guru.
No OT's No OT's
$cientologists claim they can produce beings with superpowers called "Operating Thetans" or OT's. Only problem, there has never been even ONE of them.
OT3 OT3
OT3 is the super-secret level of $cientology where we learn that million of years ago - we were kidnapped by the galactic emperor Xenu and dumped into volcanos. Sound stupid? Just be glad you didn't for over a hundred grand to learn about it.
