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Enturbulator 009
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1
Make Money, Make More Money
Peak position #5
The true motto of the cult of $cientology.
2
Entheta
Peak position #28
Entheta is anything that tells the hard, cruel truth about $cientology.
3
8 Million
Peak position #20
The cult of $cientology claims it has 8 million members. Total bullshit! The truth is that there are probably less than 200,000 clams.
4
Commodore Rimjob
Peak in sub-genre #20
The events described in this song were witnessed while in astral form. There is no claim that these events have happened on the Earth plane.
5
Ron Got Penetrated
Peak position #5
Ron Hubbard was sodomized by a man named Jack Parsons during a black magic ritual called the Babylon Working.
6
Avagram
Peak position #38
An Avagram is a nasty lawyer letter from $cientology lawyer Ava Paquette. Want to get one? Engage in the kind of free speech that irritates insane fascists and you just might get several.
7
One Of Us
Peak in sub-genre #11
As long as you are "One of us".
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If They Can't Take a Joke
Peak position #20
"Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke" is a religious motto of the Church of the Subgenius. According to a recent poll, Subgenii beat $cientologists for fun %100 of the time.
9
Bigotwatch This
Peak position #47
This song was in response to $cientologists calling anyone a bigot who questions the insane ramblings of their dead conman guru.
10
No OT's
Peak position #21
$cientologists claim they can produce beings with superpowers called "Operating Thetans" or OT's. Only problem, there has never been even ONE of them.
11
Xenu's carwash
Peak position #19
Jack Parsons took Ron's ass to the carwash.
12
OT3
Peak position #45
OT3 is the super-secret level of $cientology where we learn that million of years ago - we were kidnapped by the galactic emperor Xenu and dumped into volcanos. Sound stupid? Just be glad you didn't for over a hundred grand to learn about it.
13
Virus: Hubbard
Peak position #34
It's all just a joke... right?
14
$cientology Sucks!
Peak position #23
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