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El Rancho Love-o (The Mexican Love Song) El Rancho Love-o (The Mexican Love Song)
A true story about Stevie and Louis' two week trip to Mexico. Boy, that place stunk.
Backwoods Sam Backwoods Sam
Backwoods Sam loves hunting. This song is half-written half-improv
Goatse Man's Dating Ad (arms 0f version) Goatse Man's Dating Ad (arms 0f version)
arms 0f is a shitty goth-pop band that uses 7th grade level poetry and horrible screaming to express themselves. This is our tribute to the pig shit that is arms 0f.
Fuzz Fuzz
This song is about a guy who dates a girl but then gets a proposition from another girl.
Imagine (Lennon Cover) Imagine (Lennon Cover)
Ultra rare StD song! Found on Louis' harddrive after his untimely death.
Hypochondriac (Jay Leno is Lurking) Hypochondriac (Jay Leno is Lurking)
Louis hates Stevie. But Stevie hates himself more.
The Ballad of Homeless Joe The Ballad of Homeless Joe
Homeless Joe just has his whiskey and a dream.
Playing in Pain Playing in Pain
Razorblade cut on Louis' finger caused him to write this song
Untitled Instrumental Untitled Instrumental
You thought we were kidding when we said we were the best band ever? Shame on you.
Counter-Strike: Source (Typical StD Gaming Song) Counter-Strike: Source (Typical StD Gaming Song)
A typical StD song about a typical Valve move.
Song in the key of Rock (Which Happens To Be D) Song in the key of Rock (Which Happens To Be D)
I love taking credit for shit I don't do
Better Mood (instrumental) Better Mood (instrumental)
Until we finish the vocals for this, here's the instrumental.
John Kerry Gave Me An Open-Mouthed Kiss John Kerry Gave Me An Open-Mouthed Kiss
This song is about Stevie's one night stand with John F. Kerry.
Old Underage slut Old Underage slut
The song that made us "famous." Ironically, it's Louis' least favorite. Thanks for making us number one, you diaper-smelling pieces of shit. (I'm joking; I will always love you like a milkshake.)
