Stiff Dick
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Theme Song Theme Song
My Encounter With Jesus My Encounter With Jesus
Another true story about my walk down the street last Saturday.
Pit of my Stomach Pit of my Stomach
Nine Days A Week...the pic for this song is fake, don't freak out.
Another Song In D Another Song In D
Hallucinations made me realize that my life sucks.
Sulla Invited Pauly Shore to His Birthday Party Sulla Invited Pauly Shore to His Birthday Party
And he turned it down
Dew Causes Loss of Sperm 'Cause it Makes Me Cum Dew Causes Loss of Sperm 'Cause it Makes Me Cum
I eat exclusively at taco bell 'cause they're the only ones that serve dew.
Just to be heard Just to be heard
This is a more serious song, not supposed to be funny, and the title came about because I just want it to be heard.
People think I'm too extreme, Stevie People think I'm too extreme, Stevie
What happens when Louis gets banned at the Running with Scissors message board? He improvs a song to Stevie, of course!
Underage Slut Underage Slut
By popular demand we re-recorded it 'cause the original ruled, but hurt our ears from our shitty recording equipment.
Down Syndrome (Back in the cage) Down Syndrome (Back in the cage)
Have down syndrome? You're on the list.
Christmas at Denny's Christmas at Denny's
A friend of mine said this song makes us sound like typical German death metal faggots. I hope you'll enjoy it as much as he did.