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The happy birthday song The happy birthday song
A hard-working man comes home on his birthday to find his wife sleeping with a fat piece of shit.
StD does rap StD does rap
A true story about Louis and Stevie's early life in the ghetto.
Ode To Star Wars Galaxies Ode To Star Wars Galaxies
Mic..err Louis and Stevies ode to the best game ever: Star Wars Galaxies
Little Amy Loosy Cooch Little Amy Loosy Cooch
A little girl in Baraboo, Wisconsin who loves nothin' more than giving blowjobs...oh and she's only 10.
Ass f Ass f***
Louis shoved his finger up his ass before recording the vocals to make the performance more "authentic."
Dreaming under the moonlight Dreaming under the moonlight
We made this in our "want to be an actual band" phase. Fortunately that phase is over.
King of the hill theme song (cover) King of the hill theme song (cover)
Like the King of the Hill theme song? You should, dickhead; this is our cover of it.
Mr. Man Hands Girl Returns Mr. Man Hands Girl Returns
One of our oldest songs. We got the name from an old Seinfeld episode. Although the actual lyrics are about a bull dyke Stevie knew.
Steven is gay (and he likes it) Steven is gay (and he likes it)
Louis expresses his deep and fond love for Stevie.
Spamora Spamora
A little boy is raped and murdered on his birthday by a senile clown.
Sweet Arab Princess (live) Sweet Arab Princess (live)
The live version of our once great song about forbidden love with an eight-year-old Arab girl.
Ode to Jesus (Sanchez) Ode to Jesus (Sanchez)
This song is about our closest friend. The guy that's always there to listen, and give helpful advice. That's right, this song is about our friend Jesus Sanchez that delivers pizza on the weekends. We love you, Jesus.
Dennis likes bubble gum Dennis likes bubble gum
He's Dennis.... and he likes... bubble gum.....
From rags, to dead... Dennis is dead YAY From rags, to dead... Dennis is dead YAY
We wrote this about the untimely death of Dennis the Molester.
Have cum on my wall (the Bob Dole song) Have cum on my wall (the Bob Dole song)
It's true, dude.
It's love that matters It's love that matters
We wrote this to pay tribute to a transvestite couple that died in the Madrid train bombing earlier this year.
