Goatse Man's Dating Ad (arms 0f version)
arms 0f is a shitty goth-pop band that uses 7th grade level poetry and horrible screaming to express themselves. This is our tribute to the pig shit that is arms 0f.
We'll lead as two kings.
Nah, fuck it.
Lyrics
I'm goatse
Look at me
I'm friendly
Watch me pee
got a big hole
Come and see
I'm not single
but I'm lonely
'Cause I'm goatse man, and I like rimjobs
I can't stand fat people nor ugly slobs
Come to my house and I'll give you a try
I'll marry you if you're not a fat dyke
I'm thirty-six
and a virgin
I'm not ugly
and I have nice skin
I can cook well
except tatar tots
I don't touch those
they're only for slobs
'Cause I'm goatse man, and I like rimjobs
I can't stand fat people nor ugly slobs
Come to my house and I'll give you a try
I'll marry you if you're not a fat dyke