The Carpal Tunnel Kid
Hundred Dollar Honey (From the Dollar Store) LIVE Hundred Dollar Honey (From the Dollar Store) LIVE
Part of my live set at Thornberry's on March 7, 2009
Inflatagirl LIVE Inflatagirl LIVE
Part of my live set at Thornberry's in Utica, NY recorded March 7, 2009.
Confirmed Bachelor in Denial LIVE Confirmed Bachelor in Denial LIVE
Part of my live set at Thornberry's March 7, 2009
I'll Love You 'Til Pigs Fly Out of My Butt LIVE I'll Love You 'Til Pigs Fly Out of My Butt LIVE
Part of my March 7, 2009 live set at Thornberry's Restaurant in Utica, NY.
Don't Pull Out the Plug LIVE Don't Pull Out the Plug LIVE
Part of my March 7, 2009 set at Thornberry's in Utica NY.
She Died in a Maytag LIVE She Died in a Maytag LIVE
Part of my live set at Thornberry's in Utica, NY recorded March 7, 2009
Pussy Cat Blues LIVE Pussy Cat Blues LIVE
Chris Walters breaks into my March 7, 2009 set at Thornberry's in Utica NY with an impromptu blues.
Cavorting With Kevorkian LIVE Cavorting With Kevorkian LIVE
Part of my March 7, 2009 set at Thornberry's in Utica, NY.
Cavorting With Kevorkian Cavorting With Kevorkian
My homage to Dr. Death (now running for Congress!), recorded in 1996
Eat Dirt! Eat Dirt!
A food song thoroughly endorsed by the Science in the Public Interest crowd.
Lullaby of the Leaves Lullaby of the Leaves
In honor of Autumn--'Lullaby of the Leaves'
Sweet Georgia Brown (a la Dirge) Sweet Georgia Brown (a la Dirge)
It's 'Sweet Georgia Brown'--just what it says on the box.
Impending Doom--Internet Radio Edition Impending Doom--Internet Radio Edition
This is yet another version of my 'Impending Doom' calypso. This time I really mean it!
You Can't Legally Sing This Song You Can't Legally Sing This Song
Things were bad in 1996 when I wrote this song. Now they really suck!
I Don't Want to Be An Astronaut I Don't Want to Be An Astronaut
In 1987 I was a Luddite--and nothing has changed!
Scumbag Rag Scumbag Rag
I wrote this in 1979, when I was 17--and made this recording when I was 25. I thought I would create the genre of 'Punk Ragtime.' Some genre!