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The Carpal Tunnel Kid

Picture for song 'Hundred Dollar Honey (From the Dollar Store) LIVE' by artist 'The Carpal Tunnel Kid'

Hundred Dollar Honey (From the Dollar Store) LIVE Hundred Dollar Honey (From the Dollar Store) LIVE

Part of my live set at Thornberry's on March 7, 2009

Comedy

Picture for song 'Inflatagirl LIVE' by artist 'The Carpal Tunnel Kid'

Inflatagirl LIVE Inflatagirl LIVE

Part of my live set at Thornberry's in Utica, NY recorded March 7, 2009.

Comedy

Picture for song 'Confirmed Bachelor in Denial LIVE' by artist 'The Carpal Tunnel Kid'

Confirmed Bachelor in Denial LIVE Confirmed Bachelor in Denial LIVE

Part of my live set at Thornberry's March 7, 2009

Comedy

Picture for song 'I'll Love You 'Til Pigs Fly Out of My Butt LIVE' by artist 'The Carpal Tunnel Kid'

I'll Love You 'Til Pigs Fly Out of My Butt LIVE I'll Love You 'Til Pigs Fly Out of My Butt LIVE

Part of my March 7, 2009 live set at Thornberry's Restaurant in Utica, NY.

Comedy

Picture for song 'Don't Pull Out the Plug LIVE' by artist 'The Carpal Tunnel Kid'

Don't Pull Out the Plug LIVE Don't Pull Out the Plug LIVE

Part of my March 7, 2009 set at Thornberry's in Utica NY.

Comedy

Picture for song 'She Died in a Maytag LIVE' by artist 'The Carpal Tunnel Kid'

She Died in a Maytag LIVE She Died in a Maytag LIVE

Part of my live set at Thornberry's in Utica, NY recorded March 7, 2009

Comedy

Picture for song 'Pussy Cat Blues LIVE' by artist 'The Carpal Tunnel Kid'

Pussy Cat Blues LIVE Pussy Cat Blues LIVE

Chris Walters breaks into my March 7, 2009 set at Thornberry's in Utica NY with an impromptu blues.

Comedy

Picture for song 'Cavorting With Kevorkian LIVE' by artist 'The Carpal Tunnel Kid'

Cavorting With Kevorkian LIVE Cavorting With Kevorkian LIVE

Part of my March 7, 2009 set at Thornberry's in Utica, NY.

Comedy

Picture for song 'Among My Auctioneers' by artist 'The Carpal Tunnel Kid'

Among My Auctioneers Among My Auctioneers

Somewhere, the Collyer Brothers are smiling.

Comedy

Picture for song 'Rockin' Chair' by artist 'The Carpal Tunnel Kid'

Rockin' Chair Rockin' Chair

Recorded at Cafe Domenico Oct. 17, 2007

Jazz General

Picture for song 'Cavorting With Kevorkian' by artist 'The Carpal Tunnel Kid'

Cavorting With Kevorkian Cavorting With Kevorkian

My homage to Dr. Death (now running for Congress!), recorded in 1996

Comedy

Picture for song 'Eat Dirt!' by artist 'The Carpal Tunnel Kid'

Eat Dirt! Eat Dirt!

A food song thoroughly endorsed by the Science in the Public Interest crowd.

Comedy

Picture for song 'Lullaby of the Leaves' by artist 'The Carpal Tunnel Kid'

Lullaby of the Leaves Lullaby of the Leaves

In honor of Autumn--'Lullaby of the Leaves'

Jazz General

Picture for song 'Sweet Georgia Brown (a la Dirge)' by artist 'The Carpal Tunnel Kid'

Sweet Georgia Brown (a la Dirge) Sweet Georgia Brown (a la Dirge)

It's 'Sweet Georgia Brown'--just what it says on the box.

Jazz General

Picture for song 'Impending Doom--Internet Radio Edition' by artist 'The Carpal Tunnel Kid'

Impending Doom--Internet Radio Edition Impending Doom--Internet Radio Edition

This is yet another version of my 'Impending Doom' calypso. This time I really mean it!

Comedy

Picture for song 'You Can't Legally Sing This Song' by artist 'The Carpal Tunnel Kid'

You Can't Legally Sing This Song You Can't Legally Sing This Song

Things were bad in 1996 when I wrote this song. Now they really suck!

Comedy - Political Humor

Picture for song 'The Pimple Song' by artist 'The Carpal Tunnel Kid'

The Pimple Song The Pimple Song

A 1987 tribute to everyone's main squeeze.

Comedy

Picture for song 'Mario' by artist 'The Carpal Tunnel Kid'

Mario Mario

My libertarian tribute to Gov. Cuomo, circa 1987

Comedy - Political Humor

Picture for song 'I Don't Want to Be An Astronaut' by artist 'The Carpal Tunnel Kid'

I Don't Want to Be An Astronaut I Don't Want to Be An Astronaut

In 1987 I was a Luddite--and nothing has changed!

Comedy

Picture for song 'Scumbag Rag' by artist 'The Carpal Tunnel Kid'

Scumbag Rag Scumbag Rag

I wrote this in 1979, when I was 17--and made this recording when I was 25. I thought I would create the genre of 'Punk Ragtime.' Some genre!

Comedy

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