The Carpal Tunnel Kid
Burn Down de Wal-Mart Burn Down de Wal-Mart
It's Calypso time again! How low can you go? Certainly no lower than the gang in Bentonville!
I'm Having a Garage Sale in My Heart I'm Having a Garage Sale in My Heart
A song of pragmatism in dealing with heartbreak--if only it were that easy!
Don't Pull Out The Plug Don't Pull Out The Plug
A 1950s-style teenage death song--almost. Another plugged-in studio version of acoustic material recorded earlier for NON-PLUGGED.
I'm Picking My Nose in a Bowling Shirt I'm Picking My Nose in a Bowling Shirt
This is a song about the 1950s. Were we ever really that self-confident? Now we are sadder but no wiser. A plugged-in studio version of material earlier recorded "non-plugged" for NON-PLUGGED.
Celibate Male Blues Celibate Male Blues
This goes out to (His Holiness) Ratzi baby, and all the other men who Aren't Getting Any!
My Sweetie is Nearly Intact My Sweetie is Nearly Intact
This is a love song--with a difference.
High School Dropout High School Dropout
The defiant yawp of the self-educated, with a discussion of economic consequences of one's choices. Feeling strapped lately? I feel your pain.
Impending Doom is Getting Me Down Impending Doom is Getting Me Down
This is a new version of an old song. I slightly updated it. It is my first recording with my new banjo-guitar, using my "Lobster Boy" technique. A TOTALLY DIFFERENT version (from 1996) is on NON-PLUGGED.
Inflatagirl - Rome Capitol Theatre Pipe Organ Inflatagirl - Rome Capitol Theatre Pipe Organ
My favorite of my own compositions, recorded on the original installation 1928 Moller 3/10 Pipe Organ at the Rome (NY) Capitol Theatre.