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No Sht, Sherlock (be-be-beatless mix) No Sh*t, Sherlock (be-be-beatless mix)
Remixed b-i-i-g stylee by Dr Watson who also provides the additional lyricalisation and a sock-knocking-off guitar break. Bo!!!
Infinite Monkeys/Infinite Typewriters Infinite Monkeys/Infinite Typewriters
It's probably 'minimal techsomethingorother' ...but who knows? Dolly sez: "well old skool man.... 1989 or what?" but adds that I can't have that as the genre because "SC's drop-down genre selecta sux0rs teh little 1!" ....can't argue with that.
WonderCum WonderCum
Do you feel 'ill at ease' because you can't 'splash it out like those guys in the videos' that look 'so cool and manly'? No problem. This recently rediscovered classic 60's Garage Hit from the Beatless will explain all.
Ghey for teh UK (faux-mix) Ghey for teh UK (faux-mix)
A very ghey 9 minute Jak Schitt/Beatless faux mega-mix especially for all the 'UK gheys' out there! ...keep reaching for that rainbow. Features: 0.05 - Learn Disco. 3.15 - Elvis Hairdo Says. 5.11 - Krischakattak. 8.10 - n00bosity.
A Fistful of Crap A Fistful of Crap
The Beatless as the NOTORIOUS G.I.T. spits in a Morriconi-type flow. Spaghetti Hip-Hop
King Dubby Meets The Beatless Online King Dubby Meets The Beatless Online
Multi-instrumentalist Dubby, King of the melodica mash it up with U-Beatless vocalising n' riddem in a dub-stylee. Jah! Echo... echo... echo... Ire
The Right Side The Right Side
Beatless go to the laughing room and flip-their- wigs. Stupid...Dumb.... Wacky. Sort of Doo-wop ska house for the masses. Beatless vocalises and in a kind of Pet Shop Boys styleee...
Conspiracy To Silence Conspiracy To Silence
A nostalgic trip back to 'ol skool' DIY electronica. My stab at digital reinterpretation of the lo-fi/SW radio/tape manipulation/effects-pedal filtered drum-machine stuff of yesteryear... OK, it's an early Cabaret Voltaire forgery.
Girl You Know Your Brainstem Girl You Know Your Brainstem
The Beatless (of the Purple Plains) kinda country-rock sample fusion... Do you know YOUR Brainstem?
They Call It Uh Shyte-Core They Call It Uh Shyte-Core
It's uh short n' it's sweet n' it ain't no 'lectronica.
I Am Wayne Boring I Am Wayne Boring
Minimal Electro Tech Unless-Somebody-Tells-Me-Any-Different
Ausfahrt (with Fluster & Aspro) Ausfahrt (with Fluster & Aspro)
Brian Aspro returns once again from his self-imposed musical exile to go into the studio with Fluster and tinker around with a few filters while they twiddle oscillator knobs. Beatless just sits back and let's 'em get on with it.
Eingang (with Fluster & Aspro) Eingang (with Fluster & Aspro)
Yes, they're at it again. Beatless dozes off
Einfahrt (with Fluster & Aspro) Einfahrt (with Fluster & Aspro)
Will they ever stop?. Beatless wakes briefly then slides back into slumber
Razz-Razz (featuring The Bandy Boys) Razz-Razz (featuring The Bandy Boys)
Ladyboy White M'Beatless is joined by The Bandy Boys in a Zimbabwean shanty town recording studio for a bit of a knees-up ...Seinfeld style.
Spasmo (featuring Brian Aspro) Spasmo (featuring Brian Aspro)
Brian Aspro comes out retirement to collaborate on this one-off sort of hippified rambling early Krautrock inspired track taking it's title from a very confusing Umberto Lenzi film.
Bus Going By Now Bus Going By Now
More monkeys ...more typewriters ...and more of the similar to what went before. It's a jolly enough ditty, though. Nothing wrong with a ditty, eh? Emma vocalises
Beatless Zone Mutation Beatless Zone Mutation
It is what it says. Beatless vs. ZoneMusic Inc. Put them together and this is what you get. Beatless provides the elements. Zone Music provides the track. Mutation. Enjoy.
Dark White - The Beatless (mix of the fourth kind) Dark White - The Beatless (mix of the fourth kind)
They're white ... but a DARK white. There's too much light. Aliens and abduction? Fantastists and confabulation? Who can say?
Garden of Earthly Delights - The Beatless Garden of Earthly Delights - The Beatless
Bish, Bang, Bosch.... Sorted! Is that Hank Marvin?
