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Welcome to Summerisle Welcome to Summerisle
Faux-folk? Oh, Lord.. Oh, Jesus Christ, NO!!! Yes, the perfect tune to either dance naked while banging on a pub wall or skip about wearing a silly wig and drag.
Mathmos Mathmos
Melancholic minimal-ambienty nonsense. Maybe someone could use it for an advert or something. Yeah, as if?
Body Shock: The Man With Sh1t For Brains. Body Shock: The Man With Sh1t For Brains.
Combines elements of n00bcore with my own Minimal Hard-Fart genre... uses sampled/ bootlegged/ just plain stolen material from first round 'n00b Alert' contestants: Wushuman, Unwashed and Dazed, Paranoid Android and Ifunkus
Message One/Delete Message One/Delete
featuring 'F O' Tony - Inspired by a short message I found left on my answerphone one night that was so good I had to save it. Yeah there's a (totally legal, folks) boring story behind all this... Minimal 'Hard Fart' techno.
Antipodes of the Mind Antipodes of the Mind
Aldous drops his final tab... sits back to listen to his favourite jazz fusion record....and heads off into the ether. Oi! Who left that door of perception open?
MeeDee Man Skank/MeeDee Dub MeeDee Man Skank/MeeDee Dub
The Unwashed and Dazed's 'MeeDee Man, Man' remixed by The Beatless with a bonus 'Meedee Dub' featuring 'Ranking Beatless'. Two tunes for the price of one. Bargain!
Carry On La Bête - Arno Camel/The Beatless Carry On La Bête - Arno Camel/The Beatless
An Arno Camel/Beatless collaborative homage to Walerian Borowczyk's infamous, 'La Bête' - see below. I picked the DVD up for 3 quid in a second hand shop. Bargain!
Les Chat d'Amour Les Chat d'Amour
Quick + unexpected entry for the dn'b contest - though it is more poppy 'cheesy euro-jungle'in genre. Oh..oui! J' Adore les chat d'amour
Freak (slow roll elevator mix) Freak (slow roll elevator mix)
An old Beatless toon sl-o-o-o-wed right down + remixed into a kinda easy-listening lounge stylee...Smooth!
S.F.T.S.N. - Rude Corps/Beatless Barsterd! S.F.T.S.N. - Rude Corps/Beatless Barsterd!
Beatless Barsterd provides thought-provoking lyrics and tender vocals to Rude Corps' kicking toon - 'Song for the Savage Nuts'. One-take wonder - in the true punk-spirit, no overdubs or nuthin' ... Oi Oi!!!
Trance Ahoy! Trance Ahoy!
Starts off as one tune when it suddenly gets hi-jacked by a band of hard-trancing salty sea dogs...Arrr!!!!
Outer Limits Outer Limits
Boldly going forth, The Beatless march into Deep Space ...on an unworldly sort of over-orchestrated John Barry tip.
A Metaphysical Pool of Time A Metaphysical Pool of Time
Experimental Hardcore... what was I thinking?
Make Music (Not War!) Make Music (Not War!)
A plea for a little peace and understanding in a retro 80's electro-pop vibe. Warning. I'm putting on my best Phil Oakey voice here... which isn't a lot.
The Emerald Forest The Emerald Forest
* Essential Oils Version. Fetch the scented candles...dim the lights.. lie down on the floor..close your eyes ... and listen. Then keep telling youself: 'it's only an MP3' ... 'it's only an MP3'... 'it's only an MP3"
Laybak Laybak
The Beatless don sandles and scratchy beards to 'do their own improvisational jazz thing' in a Beatless style. Mmmm, nice!
The Chemicals Are On The Floor (k-hole version) The Chemicals Are On The Floor (k-hole version)
The Breakbeat Beatless. You know the feeling...It starts as a good night out ... then you discover something's wrong. Kids - don't do drugs.
Duck Face Duck Face
Everyone knows a duck's quack doesn't echo, right? The Beatless explore an urban myth in music....
