The Beatless
The Beatless
The Beatless bring you electronica novelty tunes for the masses
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No Sh t, Sherlock (be-be-beatless mix)
No Sh*t, Sherlock (be-be-beatless mix)
Remixed b-i-i-g stylee by Dr Watson who also provides the additional lyricalisation and a sock-knocking-off guitar break. Bo!!!
"No Sh t, Sherlock (be-be-beatless mix)" is a Drum n Bass track by The Beatless on SoundClick. The Beatless demonstrates a clear artistic voice throughout. The arrangement unfolds with a natural ease, guiding the listener through a more immersive experience. With a peak of #1 on the main SoundClick Electronic chart, this is one of the strongest-performing Drum n Bass releases on the platform. Listeners who follow Throbbinggristle will feel right at home with this The Beatless release on SoundClick.
Infinite Monkeys/Infinite Typewriters
Infinite Monkeys/Infinite Typewriters
It's probably 'minimal techsomethingorother' ...but who knows? Dolly sez: "well old skool man.... 1989 or what?" but adds that I can't have that as the genre because "SC's drop-down genre selecta sux0rs teh little 1!" ....can't argue with that.
"Infinite Monkeys/Infinite Typewriters" by The Beatless is a Techno production available on SoundClick. The track carries an emotional weight that lingers well after it ends. A techno track built for repeat listens — it reveals more with each play. It has reached the top 10 on the SoundClick Techno chart, peaking at #3. If Throbbinggristle is in your rotation, "Infinite Monkeys/Infinite Typewriters" belongs there too — find it on SoundClick.
WonderCum
WonderCum
Do you feel 'ill at ease' because you can't 'splash it out like those guys in the videos' that look 'so cool and manly'? No problem. This recently rediscovered classic 60's Garage Hit from the Beatless will explain all.
Independent artist The Beatless drops "WonderCum", a Garage Rock track on SoundClick. The production choices feel intentional, giving the track a distinct character. This track holds its own in the garage rock landscape — a confident, well-executed piece. "WonderCum" has peaked at number 3 on the SoundClick Garage Rock chart. If Throbbinggristle is in your rotation, "WonderCum" belongs there too — find it on SoundClick.
Ghey for teh UK (faux-mix)
Ghey for teh UK (faux-mix)
A very ghey 9 minute Jak Schitt/Beatless faux mega-mix especially for all the 'UK gheys' out there! ...keep reaching for that rainbow. Features: 0.05 - Learn Disco. 3.15 - Elvis Hairdo Says. 5.11 - Krischakattak. 8.10 - n00bosity.
Independent artist The Beatless drops "Ghey for teh UK (faux-mix)", a Techno track on SoundClick. The Beatless demonstrates a clear artistic voice throughout. This track does what good techno does best — it connects. "Ghey for teh UK (faux-mix)" has peaked at number 9 on the SoundClick Techno chart. If you enjoy artists like Throbbinggristle, The Beatless is worth exploring on SoundClick.
A Fistful of Crap
A Fistful of Crap
The Beatless as the NOTORIOUS G.I.T. spits in a Morriconi-type flow. Spaghetti Hip-Hop
SoundClick artist The Beatless presents "A Fistful of Crap", an outstanding release in the Alternative Hip Hop genre. The Beatless demonstrates a clear artistic voice throughout. Every element feels intentional, resulting in a cohesive alternative hip hop track that resonates. "A Fistful of Crap" has peaked at #11 in the Alternative Hip Hop category on SoundClick. For fans of Throbbinggristle looking for something new, The Beatless delivers on SoundClick.
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Born from the cassette culture + mail-art scenes of the 80's, The Beatless is a one-man producer of electronic novelty 'art' tunes for the masses.
Includes slants on Drum n' Bass, Minimal Techno, Spaghetti Hip-Hop, Garage-Rock and Dub. May also contain traces of nuts.
The name 'The Beatless' chose itself. It was just waiting to be plucked from the ether and I was fortunate enough to be there at the time. Unfortunately, I wasn't the last if my other namesakes all over the interwebs are anything to go by. For this reason I am also known as Paul Beatless in some places.
When the day dawns that quirky "post-industrial ironic novelty meandering" is the new flava of the month.. show me the money. I'm not really holding my breath though.
Band/artist history
Various past incarnations include mail-art/VEC UK audio, Brian Aspro, and 1/3 of Southampton's late 70's/80's obscurist 'cottage industrial' DIY cassette release/gigging band, 'idid idid'.
Have you performed in front of an audience?
Under the name 'The Beatless', the answer is no.
Your musical influences
Krautrock' of the 70's (like Can, Early Tangerine Dream and Kraftwerk) ...also Faust. Later it was Throbbing Gristle, Cabaret Voltaire and Pere Ubu. Not that any of this stuff sounds remotely like 'em.
What equipment do you use?
Mostly Reason, Recyle, some Soundforge, a dodgy microphone and anything else I can get my hands on.
Anything else?
"The present day non-musician refuses to learn..." The Beatless, Tract 2002
Contact
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Comments (78)
Very Good .
loved very much
Great, great, great!
Very much awesome!!!!
yes yes yes. brilliant mate. love your style. tight sounding beats & bass i admire. top work mate
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