Rick Cormier
She's Sick of Me, I'm Sick of Her She's Sick of Me, I'm Sick of Her
The Little Old Lady Loves Pasta Dinners The Little Old Lady Loves Pasta Dinners
Summer's almost here so, I thought I'd parody some "Surf Music", and I picked on Jan and Dean. Since the song is about over-eating, I guess it can be classified as "Snarf Music' instead. Mangia!!!
Santa Claus is Gummin' Food Down Santa Claus is Gummin' Food Down
Here is a Christmas parody I hope you will find amusing. Merry Christmas!
Mister Dead feat. Kris Earle Mister Dead feat. Kris Earle
Erectile dysfunction is no laughing matter....wait a second....yes it is! When I finished writing this parody, I immediately thought Kris Earle should sing it. Thankfully, he came to visit and we got some time to record him
Saline Boobies Saline Boobies
This is a parody of Simon and Garfunkel's 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy). I did the lead and backing vocal, guitar, bass and drums. My daughter, Melissa, sang the other backing vocals.
Seashells Seashells
Another summer swiftly sails into the sizzling sunset. This parody is about tongue-twisting and alliteration. Try singing it five times, fast. I threw the bass and drum tracks together in Garageband, played all the guitars and, sang all of the vocals
Schuss Bang! (A Tree Cut Sonny Down) Schuss Bang! (A Tree Cut Sonny Down)
Nita Dunn singing a Rick Cormier parody of 'Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)" by Cher.
Cramps Like This Cramps Like This
"The Boss" has a problem with over-eating, which leads to gastrointestinal distress, and lots of grunting.
Under the Raincoat Under the Raincoat
The beautiful ballad, "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", from the Wizard of Oz is completely ruined by this idiot, Cormier. His silly story about a disgusting L.A. flasher is utter trash!
Cougar, Cougar Cougar, Cougar
Thank you to Dr. Demento for playing this one on his show. My apologies, Ms. Diller but the picture fit the song.
Clones of You Clones of You
Twilight Zone creator, Rod Serling, takes the Carpenters on a journey to a place where sight and sound are not always as they seem. Wow, that guy isnt just Close to You, he IS YOU!
You Ain't Screamed Nelson Yet You Ain't Screamed Nelson Yet
This is a parody of BTO's "You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet". In my version, a poor guy with a nervous stutter has a girlfriend who, during sex, screams out names but, none of them are his.
Johnny Joyce Theme Song Johnny Joyce Theme Song
A parody for a friend of mine, comedian Johnny Joyce
Cheap Car O' Mine Cheap Car O' Mine
A parody of Neil Diamond's, love anthem, "Sweet Caroline", only this one is about a man's relationship with his beat up, old car.
It's Obama Time It's Obama Time
A parody of 'In the Summertime' by Mungo Jerry. Hopefully, the optimism prevails.
She's Lindsay Lohan She's Lindsay Lohan
The female Charlie Sheen makes Spears look like apple pie!
Dubya Dubya
This is a parody of the Beatles, 'Julia'. Anything else I had to say is in the song.
Commando Commando
'The Governator' sings about the joys and pitfalls of going without underwear. This is a parody of 'Fernando' by ABBA.