Rick Cormier


You & Me, Betty (Ain't Nothin' But Rubbles)
This is a parody of 'The Bad Touch' by the Bloodhound Gang. The parody was written by Stuart McArthur. He is one funny dude from Australia!

Rawhide
A parody of 'Rawhide'. This was mostly written by parodist Dee Range. We co-wrote the last verse and I did all of the vocals.

Were You Doing Some Floozy Neighbor?
A parody of 'Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its' Flavour (On the Bed Post Overnight)? This one features Bill Rogers on ukelele and backing vocals and Bob Cleary on uke, spoons and backing vocals. I did the bass, percussion, lead and all other vocals.

Shopping With a Weapon in My Hand
Every year, it seems there are more stories about people fighting while shopping for holiday gifts. This could also be called 'Maul Shopping' or, 'A Christmas Stocking Stuffed With Sharp Rocks'.


I Wonder if She's a Girl
Sometimes ya just don't know! Parody of 'What a Wonderful World' by Louis Armstrong.

Pay Me
This is a short parody of Neil Diamond's "Play Me". A lot of people have said they wish it were longer (mainly women with whom I've been intimate) but, I think it's fine just as it is.





I'm Pinned Beneath My Things
There's nothing better for me than taking an inspirational song and turning it into one of desperation.

Pee-Yew Pussy Scat
Cats Stink! When I say the word 'scat' in this song, I am referring to the little lumps in a cat box. I am not telling the cat to go away or sing like Ella Fitzgerald.

I Don't Wanna Go to Work Today
This is an original song about how I feel about going to work most days.

I Will Remember
This is an original I wrote after the death of a friend. Maybe the lyrics fit someone you know.

A Day in the Exodus
A parody of 'A Day in the Life' by the Beatles, this is the story of Moses. The lyrics are by Spaff.com, a brilliant parody writer. Visit his site at www.spaff.com.

Don't Whine at Me, Angelina
The true story of how I dumped Angelina (yes, Jolie), set to the tune of 'Don't Cry for Me, Argentina'.

Fit You
A parody of 'Fix You' by Coldplay. All vocals, synths, bass, organ, piano, drums and acoustic/electric guitars by Rick Cormier
