Thank you to Dr. Demento for playing this one on his show. My apologies, Ms. Diller but the picture fit the song.
I do stand-up comedy, as well as parody. I often imitate the recording artists when I parody their music.
My name is Rick Cormier. I am a singer/songwriter/musician/comedian. I love music and its' power to move people. I enjoy making people laugh.
Story behind the song
I just couldn't resist this one! The Archies get a face lift. This song was played on the Dr. Demento Show on June 12, 2010. Show # 10-24.
Lyrics
Cougar, ah horny granny
You're not eye-candy, girl
And I think you're stalking me
Horny, ah cougar, cougar
You're someone's Nana, girl
And I think you're hot for me
You staggered over slow
And plastered yourself onto me
(Plastered yourself onto me)
When you hugged me, girl
Your breasts touched just above my knee
(Boobs fell almost to my knees)
Oh, cougar, oh, horny granny
You're not eye-candy, girl
And I think you're wanting me
Cougar, ah tiny hiney
Where are your panties, girl?
Yeah, I think you're hot for me
I just can't believe
You're two weeks shy of eighty-three
(Hair and eyes, so soft and blue)
I just can't believe
How tight your claws are clutching me
(Pierced my wallet and came through)
Woah, woah, woah Cougar
Pry this cougar off me, buddy!
(Sweet Jesus!)
Pry this cougar off and hurry!
(Won't you help me, Lord?)
(I like to kiss without my teeth!)
Hey, hey, hey!
Pry this cougar off me, oh yeah!
Pry this cougar off and hurry!
Pull this cougar off me, buddy!
(Sweet Jesus!)
(Want soured MILF and old cookies?)
Hey, hey, hey!
Pull this cougar off me, buddy!
Ah, Cougar, ah grabby granny
There's mould on your candy, girl
But, I think you're hot for me
Cougar, ah, ah, ah, horny honey
(I get a discount on all my drinks!)
You're someone's granny, girl
Yeah, I think you're hot for me
(Oh, don't worry about that, sweetie, we'll come back later to pick up your bicycle!)
(Mmmmm....you smell NICE !!!)
Love it:)