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Pac-Man Is Naked And So Should You
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An incredibly stupid song about the blessed yellow maze-dwelling ghost eater who brings me such joy.
comedy synth punk worm qu
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Comedy synth-punk
Worm Quartet is a Rochester, NY-based band that forcibly staples punk and electronica together and throws them into a blender with hysterically twisted lyrics. They have been featured repeatedly on the Dr. Demento show, and had the most requested song of 2004 with the ex-girlfriend rant "Great Idea For A Song," collaborated with Sudden Death on the most requested song of 2005 "Inner Voice," and had the 2nd most requested song of 2002 with the anti-drummer anthem "Frank’s Not In The Band Anymore." Yowza. The sole member of Worm Quartet is a 6’4” 280-lb. bemulleted manic who insists on being called “Shoebox" and who poses by day as a mild-mannered software engineer. Worm Quartet is currently playing all over the damned place whenever possible to support the new CD "Mental Notes." More information can be found at www.wormquartet.com.
Song Info
Genre
Podcasts • Comedy
Charts
Peak #2
Peak in subgenre #2
Author
Timothy F. Crist / Jeff Carter
Rights
(C)2003 Timothy F. Crist
Uploaded
January 17, 2004
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MP3 1.5 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Story behind the song
I'm obsessed with Pac-Man. When I'm not working or doing this stupid comedy synth-punk thing, I run a website called "The First Church Of Pac-Man" and try to get my Pac-Man memorabilia collection looking all impressive-like. It's not so much that I want to WORSHIP the wonderous yellow one whose roundness inspires us all, it's just that I really really friggin' LIKE Pac-Man, and I wish my enemies were blue and edible too. Written with my friend and fellow Pac-Man follower Jeff "Pac-Manic" Carter.
Lyrics
(Okay, you hear the sound! The sound is PAC-MAN! Are you ready for PAC-MAN?) (I am ready for Pac-Man!) (Yes, it is Pac-Man!) (Okay, Pac-Man!) (It is time to go!) Being round a yellow guy? PAC-MAN! Do he eating lots of dots? PAC-MAN! Running up and down your street, Screaming at your mailbox now, Hanging from your ceiling fan? PAC-MAN! (Yay! It is Pac-Man!) (Time for a Pac-Man!) (We are very liking Pac-Man!) (Hooray now for the Pac-Man!) (Much happy has this Pac-Man!) (Do I sing again about Pac-Man? Okay!) Mouth a open and a close? PAC-MAN! Run your fingers on my arm! PAC-MAN! Jumping up and down real fast, Putting butter in your hat, Shaving all your fish at night? PAC-MAN! (Ohh….) It's time to Pac-Man! The best way to Pac-Man is to use the game! You moving joystick and you eat the dot, Eat all the dot, you win another maze, And mazes are the place where Pac-Man goes! He eat a key or maybe eat a pear, Cuz these are food for eating in the maze But ghosts are making death so run away Or make a blue ghost turn into a food! (Oo, food! The Pac-Man likes food!) (Lettuce is also food.) (Do not talk about lettuce. It is time for Pac-Man.) (More Pac-Man?) (Yes, we will have another Pac-Man!) (Okay, Pac-Man!) (Where is Pac-Man?) (Pac-Man is NOW!) Eat a dot and eat a fruit? PAC-MAN! Leaving something on the stove? PAC-MAN! Spinning on a countertop, Sniffing all your laundry now, Blinky and Inky feeling rather sheepish? PAC-MAN! (ohhhh…) (Pac-Man!) (Pac-Man?) (Mmm ohh, Pac-Man!) (There is no more song now!)
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