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Power Tool Songs
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A song about power tools, accompanied by power tools. Features a table saw solo.
power tool table saw solo bandsaw
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Nouveau retro pop rock music: Definitely rock, fairly pop, somewhat retro, and a bit more experimental. http://www.stonemarmot.com
Our music is the result of not watching TV for over 40 straight years. That's right! The person who writes all our songs hasn't had a working television in his house since January, 1982. Scary, isn't it! That could explain the somewhat retro, rather experimental feel to the music, which has been described as sounding somewhere between Buddy Holly, The Ramones, The B-52s, and They Might Be Giants. This CD is an object lesson in how warped and depraved a television-starved mind can get. And that's not all! To make matters worse, since no self-respecting human would stoop low enough to play this stuff, he suckered four poor, innocent cartoon characters into recording his music. Cartoon characters have it tough enough as it is, with people laughing at them all the time, without having to be subjected to this! His poor, unfortunate victims, who refer to themselves collectively as Stone Marmot, are: Cindy: Guitars Sid: Keyboards, guitars, lead and backup vocals Sammy: Bass, lead and backup vocals Bruce: Percussion, backup vocals This quartet played their little paper hearts out as the ignoble fiend who created them and their music practically produced and engineered them to death. Therefore, for the sake of the cartoons, we hope you give their music a good listen and try to appreciate their tireless and selfless efforts. Please! Don't let this happen to you or someone you love! Be sure you and your loved ones receive a healthy minimum dose of television each and every day.
Song Info
Genre
Podcasts Comedy
Charts
#2,197 today Peak #34
#480 in subgenre Peak #7
Author
A. Karpinski
Rights
2008 A. Karpinski, BMI, all rights reserved
Uploaded
April 11, 2009
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MP3 2.8 MB 128 kbps 3:01
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Intro: Another bomb in Bagdad, forty lives are lost Is this nation building really worth the cost? Stock and housing prices stuck in an endless dive Hurricanes scour the coast with wind and surging tide Man and Mother Nature conspire to obliterate Are all our efforts subject to this fate? Verse 1: What this world needs is more power tool songs A symphony of band saws buzzing all day long We'll build a brighter future, fixing all that's wrong What this world needs is more power tool songs Verse 2: Hammer out the hatred, sand away the rough Rout away the edges 'til it's smooth enough To buff it good and glossy, life will really shine When our thoughts are focused on building all the time Bridge: Carbide blades cut our cares to sizes we can lift With a welder we'll repair every social rift Verse 3: This may sound too simple, a foolish little dream Build away our burdens, have you a better scheme? There's no room for anger when we spend each day Searching for solutions with everything we make Verse 4: What this world needs is more power tool songs A symphony of band saws buzzing all day long We'll build a brighter future, fixing all that's wrong What this world needs What this world needs What this world really, really needs Is more power tool songs Copyright 2008 A. Karpinski, BMI, all rights reserved.
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