This Funky Thing (feat. Mr_Dis)
Last year some people told me you couldn't rap to this. Decided to prove them wrong.
Beats for aspiring hip hop artists
I spent years on Soundclick reviewing tracks and -- frankly -- I thought many (not all) of the beats I listened to lacked originality. I thought, "I can better than that..." So, I did.
Story behind the song
Last year some people told me you couldn't rap to this. Decided to prove them wrong.
Lyrics
You tell me you can’t rap to this,
Then you can’t rap, that’s all there is!
‘Cause it’s cooler than a jeweler cutting ice for pay,
it’s cooler than a zephyr on summer day,
I’d say: THIS FUNKY THING!
Sharper than a knife,
Not duller than a spoon;
So writ, So wit, So word, So soon.
Could spend my tangled lines on tunes.
Could spin my straw to gold so soon, so neat, so cool – SO COOL!
Make my day,
Don’t make me nuts,
So sharp, so swift, so soft, so what?
You can’t keep up so just step back,
I’ll spit this thing like laying track
Split my words and they’ll talk back … to me!
So pony up, lay silver down,
I’ll give your act a silver sound.
Why use what’s lame, why use what’s old?
This track right here, is solid gold! … THIS FUNKY THING!
You tell me you can’t rap to this,
Then you can’t rap, that’s all there is!
‘Cause it flows like water on a rushing path,
If flows like wine from a crystal glass:
I’d say: THIS FUNKY THING!
So pick it up then lay it, down,
A track this, Kaching’s the sound!.
It’s got more bling payola bound.
It’s got more ring than Sauron, clown
Can’t rap to this? Yer makin’ jokes!
Can’t rap to this? Don’t make me choke!
I’m out a track, not outta rhyme,
Not outta spit, just outta time:
Can’t rap to this? Get real, Get here:
You can rap, you can spit, It’ll hold: don’t fear… THIS FUNKY THING!
