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Macho Prison Blues II
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Last time I went to prison I had to join the Black and the Mexican prison-gangs because I was too tan to join the White Supremecists.
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THIS IS THE BEST THING ON SOUNDCLICK! Better than Tom Waits on STEROIDS. The Savages will build you up and then bring you down hard. Finish you off with a well
"Hulkaholics Anonymous" is mostly improvisational and chronicles many of Macho and Hulk's most poignant moments. Macho decided to give up being a Rap Phenomenon when sales of his last album, Be A Man, were the lowest in Wal-Mart history. The new album delivers a Classic Rock/Grunge vibe with crude-imprompteau lyrics. Since it's release, "Hulkaholics Anonymous" has been despised by music critics for it's raw sound and on-the-fly lyrics. As well, many former WWF wrestlers have taken legal action against Savage for revealing their sexual and recreational excesses together in great detail. When asked how he felt about sharing his most intimate secrets with all of America, The Macho Man replied: "Well, I'm very excited about everything. This album is something I wanted to do ever since I saw my very first Ratt concert. I always invisioned myself singing into that WWF microphone instead of breaking it over Jake The Snake's head. Some people may be dissapointed in my transition to rock music but, that's really where my heart's always been. I knew when I was in the recording studio that this was, truly, the only waY to chronicle such a prolific career. As far as intimacy goes, I've already been intimate with just about every WWF superstar since the eighties and, in the album, I cover those moments very thouroughly. I don't care if America doesn't understand The Macho Man, it never really has..." While critics say "Hulkaholics Anonymous" is the worst thing since Hulk Hogan and The Wrestling Boot Band, I say The Macho Man always performs. It's obvious after you hear the album, Savage's unrivaled talent and perservation are what continuously fuel America's need for entertainment and excess. In an exclusive radio interview Savage was quoted saying: "If I don't see you buying my album at the record shop this holiday season, I'm gonna smash all your presents, put a pine tree in your butt and hang jingle bells from your nipples. Then, I'm gonna drink some egg nog mixed with a little Pabst Blue Ribbon. Do a few lines of meth and then, when you regain consciousness, I'm gonna wrinse and repeat, OOOOOH YEAH!" -thespoof.com
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Podcasts • Comedy - Adult
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Peak #294
Peak in subgenre #87
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The Randy Savages
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May 11, 2005
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Woooooah, I tell ya I've been to jail Too many times I know And Brother, this'll be the last time That I'm ever gonna go. Cause last time I went I had to join the Black and the Mexican prison-gangs Because I was too tan to join the White-Supremecists. I had to tan There was no sunlight They kept puttin' me in The Hole I had to make some makeshift wrestling oil From my feces And anything else I could get my hands on That was brown I had to join the Blacks and Mexicans gangs Cause the White-Supremecists wouldn't let me come around. Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah I had to tan Or risk death in the shower Hogan came to see me He brought a gun And he got arrested So, now, I'm slappin' the soap out of his hand in the shower And he gets raped and I laugh, oh yeah! Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah I had to join the Blacks and the Mexicans Cause the White-Supremecists said I was too tan. Woah Woah Woah Hogan, quit dropping the soap intentionally, brother! Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah I'll tell you again I couldn't tan The White-Supremecists just beat my ass anyways (Break) And in the end I was bloody I was all red I joined the Indian gang And everythings been fine since then But, Hogan, he was in the shower He was passed out for an hour They pulled down his britches They gave him eight stitches Woah Woah I couldn't tan So I had to join the White-Supremecist gang I drew on swastikas and lightning bolts And little hears and stars Tatoos on my face I got an elephant on my penis With pencil lead, it really hurt But not as much as Hogan When I slap the soap out of his hand In the shower He'll be passed out for an hour They'll tear his britches They'll give him stitches Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah I was too tan So I had to join The Black and the Mexican prison gangs Because the White-Supremecists said "Brother, you're too tan! Get the fuck out of here before we lynch you!" I was out pumping iron They came up and they beat me again and said "Brother, you're not trying hard enough!" And then they threw me in The Hole And I cried But out of shadows, it's Hogan Oh, god, he's got a shank Oh no, Brother, don't do it! No No No
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