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It's A Long Hard Road (To The WWF)
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It's a long hard road, brother. And I'm gonna drag your stinking carcass all the way there!
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THIS IS THE BEST THING ON SOUNDCLICK! Better than Tom Waits on STEROIDS. The Savages will build you up and then bring you down hard. Finish you off with a well
"Hulkaholics Anonymous" is mostly improvisational and chronicles many of Macho and Hulk's most poignant moments. Macho decided to give up being a Rap Phenomenon when sales of his last album, Be A Man, were the lowest in Wal-Mart history. The new album delivers a Classic Rock/Grunge vibe with crude-imprompteau lyrics. Since it's release, "Hulkaholics Anonymous" has been despised by music critics for it's raw sound and on-the-fly lyrics. As well, many former WWF wrestlers have taken legal action against Savage for revealing their sexual and recreational excesses together in great detail. When asked how he felt about sharing his most intimate secrets with all of America, The Macho Man replied: "Well, I'm very excited about everything. This album is something I wanted to do ever since I saw my very first Ratt concert. I always invisioned myself singing into that WWF microphone instead of breaking it over Jake The Snake's head. Some people may be dissapointed in my transition to rock music but, that's really where my heart's always been. I knew when I was in the recording studio that this was, truly, the only waY to chronicle such a prolific career. As far as intimacy goes, I've already been intimate with just about every WWF superstar since the eighties and, in the album, I cover those moments very thouroughly. I don't care if America doesn't understand The Macho Man, it never really has..." While critics say "Hulkaholics Anonymous" is the worst thing since Hulk Hogan and The Wrestling Boot Band, I say The Macho Man always performs. It's obvious after you hear the album, Savage's unrivaled talent and perservation are what continuously fuel America's need for entertainment and excess. In an exclusive radio interview Savage was quoted saying: "If I don't see you buying my album at the record shop this holiday season, I'm gonna smash all your presents, put a pine tree in your butt and hang jingle bells from your nipples. Then, I'm gonna drink some egg nog mixed with a little Pabst Blue Ribbon. Do a few lines of meth and then, when you regain consciousness, I'm gonna wrinse and repeat, OOOOOH YEAH!" -thespoof.com
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Peak #67
Peak in subgenre #20
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The Randy Savages
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December 03, 2004
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MP3 2.4 MB 128 kbps 0:00
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It's a long hard road to the WWF It's a long cold road & I can see my own breath. Ice is forming on my beard and chest I'm lookin' for the one who's the best. So I can wrestle him... & beat him & make him cry... & bite his ankles & choke him & maybe hit him in the groin when the ref isn't looking It's a long hard road to the WWF When I get there I know I'm the best & if you want to test... Step up, bitch! Lets go, you and me, one on one. Right now. You think you've got the balls to handle The Macho Man? I didn't think so. It's a long hard road, Brother & I'll carry you down it 'Cause you're too weak I'll drag your stinking, filthy, fly infested carcass over each and every rock, through each and every valley & in between every goddamn tree. & I'll fight off the parasites, & the predators, & the omnivores, and the vultures and finally... I'll put you up in that ring... Cradlin' you like the baby you are & I'll lay you down and wipe away your tears & then I'll punch you & put you in a headlock, you bitch 'Cause you wanted to go one on one & now you're nothin'
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