Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seems to get a lot
(What she's got? Not a lot)
Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot else I can do
Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear?
They gotta have 'em in Texas
'Cause everyone's a millionaire
I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph?
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
There's nothing better to do
Hey!
Ba ba da dum
Ba da da da da do
Ba ba da dum
Ba da da da da do
la la la na na na na na na
Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot
(What she's got? Not a lot)
Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
There's not a lot I can do
Hey!
Ba ba da dum
Ba da da da da do
Ba ba da dum
Ba da da ba da da do
Ba ba da dum
Ba da da do do do do
Hey 'um (x11)
la la la la la la la la la
