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Rhodania
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A video game geek sings a love song to his computer . . .
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Nouveau retro pop rock music: Definitely rock, fairly pop, somewhat retro, and a bit more experimental. http://www.stonemarmot.com
Our music is the result of not watching TV for over 40 straight years. That's right! The person who writes all our songs hasn't had a working television in his house since January, 1982. Scary, isn't it! That could explain the somewhat retro, rather experimental feel to the music, which has been described as sounding somewhere between Buddy Holly, The Ramones, The B-52s, and They Might Be Giants. This CD is an object lesson in how warped and depraved a television-starved mind can get. And that's not all! To make matters worse, since no self-respecting human would stoop low enough to play this stuff, he suckered four poor, innocent cartoon characters into recording his music. Cartoon characters have it tough enough as it is, with people laughing at them all the time, without having to be subjected to this! His poor, unfortunate victims, who refer to themselves collectively as Stone Marmot, are: Cindy: Guitars Sid: Keyboards, guitars, lead and backup vocals Sammy: Bass, lead and backup vocals Bruce: Percussion, backup vocals This quartet played their little paper hearts out as the ignoble fiend who created them and their music practically produced and engineered them to death. Therefore, for the sake of the cartoons, we hope you give their music a good listen and try to appreciate their tireless and selfless efforts. Please! Don't let this happen to you or someone you love! Be sure you and your loved ones receive a healthy minimum dose of television each and every day.
Song Info
Genre
Pop Pop Rock
Charts
Peak #448
Peak in subgenre #96
Author
A. Karpinski
Rights
2010 A. Karpinski, BMI, all rights reserved
Uploaded
March 01, 2011
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MP3 2.5 MB 128 kbps 2:44
Story behind the song
A video game geek sings a love song to his computer . . .
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Verse 1: Terrors of the dungeon, in Zork I've taken flight Hammer out those barrels, I'm glued to you all night With FreeTrack and D-Pad to scale the tower of Zot You satiate and fascinate in ways that they cannot My life was such a void 'til I was captured by your 'droids Rhodania No femme can psych and soothe like the ones inside your tube Rhodania Verse 2: I tried my love on other girls, they couldn't satisfy A lust in me for fantasy, a drive I can't deny These other girls, their dinner dates and dancing bore me so Such insipid neurons can't compete with your video Behold the dragon's lair, such a treasure buried there Rhodania You've made my life complete, no mere mortal can unseat my Rhodania End: Run my joystick through the pace, yes, those floppies in my face Rhodania I'm lost within the sound of your phasers beaming down Rhodania My life was such a void 'til I was captured by your 'droids Rhodania You've made my life complete, no mere mortal can unseat my Rhodania
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