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Grand Theft Pancake

8 songs
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Picture for song 'Aurora Borealis / Where the f*** is the Pizza?' by artist 'Grand Theft Pancake'

Aurora Borealis / Where the fis the Pizza? Aurora Borealis / Where the f*** is the Pizza?

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Picture for song 'A Tribute to Reel Big Fish' by artist 'Grand Theft Pancake'

A Tribute to Reel Big Fish A Tribute to Reel Big Fish

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Picture for song 'A Tribute to Coldplay' by artist 'Grand Theft Pancake'

A Tribute to Coldplay A Tribute to Coldplay

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Picture for song 'A Tribute to Catch 22' by artist 'Grand Theft Pancake'

A Tribute to Catch 22 A Tribute to Catch 22

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Picture for song 'Dirty Shirt / Broken Brothership' by artist 'Grand Theft Pancake'

Dirty Shirt / Broken Brothership Dirty Shirt / Broken Brothership

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Its the Maxizzle and Robizzle back at you! We got more F-words than Fiddy and Jay togetha! We got more sex than R. Kelly at a teen sleepova! We got more middle fingers than a bag of doritos at a fat people party! Sit back. Relax. Don't worry about your life. Listen to Grand Theft Pancake and laugh your ass off.
Band/artist history
A fucking long time ago in a galaxy far far away, two kids named Robby and Max were mad bored. Max had started something earlier, something called the Howard Sessions. Now with Robby and Max making lyrics AND music up right on the spot, a late home arriving dad, a mother in Vegas, and a shitload of boredom the two boys were able to let the ideas and F-bombs fly. After only 3 hours of recording, the two put out a 10 track, 50 minute long CD including everything from aurora borealis' to Coldplay to dirty shirts. But it wasn't over because 2 weeks later the duo of destruction began work on their second album "Stale Maple Syrup"... be on the lookout! Yup, with The Howard Sessions you cannot go wrong... just keep it out of reach of parents and little kids... We have copies of that first cd, email one of us twolf089@hotmail.com or theamnesicsgtr@hotmail.com to buy a copy, we only ask a small donation for the cd (anywhere from a buck to whatever if you're totally crew) We also are in the process of recording our second album "Stale Maple Syrup" the first single off it is "Eric Clapton is A Hobo" and is on the pureplayer.
Have you performed in front of an audience?
We play live in Max's fucking room.
Your musical influences
Fucking Weird Al, Jay-Z, Minor Threat, among many others.
What equipment do you use?
Guitars, fucking mouths and shit. Salad tossers from Max's kitchen, and a Sprite bottle. Fists, are used also.
Anything else?
I love your mother.
Contact
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