casio smith
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14 pint disco bride 14 pint disco bride
casio goes on the tap down the local disco, after drinking 14 pints he thinks hes seen his bride...........
daleks on a pub crawl daleks on a pub crawl
casio enters the pub at 11am, stilled pissed from the night before, the dregs of humanity steadily fill up the pub, drinkers include the daleks, ian paisley, billy bullsh***, and sooty and sweep.....................
super twat super twat
you know the type, peaked cap, flashy car, he likes dire straits, sting, michael jackson........... he takes his washing to his mother............
the bird and the beer gut the bird and the beer gut
casios bird gives him an ultimatum, 'im sick and tired of your bloody beer gut!!!!!!!! either the beer gut goes or she goes.................
dont pay your TV licence dont pay your TV licence
rather than spending cash on a tv licence casio suggests an alternative ways to spend your money
captain casio captain casio
casio gets a job as an airline pilot!!! after clearing out the plane drinks cabinet he falls asleep.... with disaterous consequences..........
off licence syndrome off licence syndrome
alcoholic withdrawl down to the wire..............the tension mounts!!!!!!
my banker is a wanker my banker is a wanker
casio goes in the red at the bank by one pence, resulting in a thousand pound bank charges!!!!!! he storms to the bank and grabs the manager by the throat!!!!!!!
talking bollocks talking bollocks
casio goes to the pub, everyone is talking bollocks as usual
