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SERENADE TO MY UNDERPANTS SERENADE TO MY UNDERPANTS
CASIO WAXES LYRICAL ABOUT HIS FAVOURITE TYPE OF CLOTHES..........UNDERPANTS
whales on a merry go round whales on a merry go round
at the seaside fairground the roundabout is full of whales!!!!!!!
live at oxford pub feb 19 2010 trevs 40th b day live at oxford pub feb 19 2010 trevs 40th b day
serenade to pants, trevs psychedelic party, beat the burglar. casio battles against a pound land amp and speaker and eight pints of lager, catherine is disapointed i dident play take the settee back.
The mirror of LSD The mirror of LSD
casio takes LSD and goes on a massive trip....................
Knocking on the offy door Knocking on the offy door
youve heard of heavens door. this is the offy door an alternative heaven
the ants are insane tonight the ants are insane tonight
casio comes home pissed (as usual) and finds the ants having a party in his kitchen!!!!!!!!
captain of the titanic captain of the titanic
casio goes for a cruise on a ship.....called the titanic, history is rewritten as casio takes charge of the wheel because the captain is pissed!!!!!!!!!
pub in islam pub in islam
casio takes a holiday in islam, only to discover the terrible truth.... there are no pubs!!!!!!!
take the settee back take the settee back
casio comes home from work parched with thirst, the wife says 'close your eyes ive got a surprise, 'ive bought a new settee, only fifteen hundred quid'............... casio explodes!!!!!!!!!
send for your mam send for your mam
casio's kitchen and toilet are in dire need of cleaning and sanitation but casio cant be bothered, so he sends for his mam................
off licence riot (remix) off licence riot (remix)
the price of white lightening cider goes up by twenty pence and causes a riot!!!!!!!!!! (this is a psychedelic remix of the original) the police arrive but cannot cope so the army are drafted in and a mass battle ensues, then the air force attack and
AA HQ AA HQ
casio wakes up in a pile of cans and sick, and skint, so he decides to phone up the alcholics anonymous, on arrival he is shocked to find there is no drink!!!!!!!!
lying drunk in the middle of the road lying drunk in the middle of the road
after a heavy drinking session casio is semi concious lying in the middle of the road, desperately he tries to crawl to the kerb..................
i live in a flat i live in a flat
casio is in desperate financial straits as usual, this time the slugs and rats are moving out!!!!!!! the decoration seems a tad sub standard......................
swad town hall break in swad town hall break in
the young casio and his mates are bored one winter night, and discover a side door of swad town hall had been left open....
who made the universe who made the universe
who made the universe? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
she worked in the chippy she worked in the chippy
casio fancies the bird in the chippy and they get married, then the alcohol wore off..............
drinkanddebt drinkanddebt
casio discovers a conspiracy!!!! between the brewries and the government, you buy the booze, the government and the breweries reap the profits while yoou are in debt!!!!!!!
astrology is bollocks astrology is bollocks
casio casts doubt on the validity of astrology.......
beach bully beach bully
casio goes on holiday to dry his liver out..... he goes to the beach and starts to push around the weaklings...............
