
casio smith

Toast and jam washed down with cider Toast and jam washed down with cider
one of four outakes from the last album folks from 2014

Down in the trenches Down in the trenches
its 1916 folks, and down in the mud and blood of the trenches of the western front casio smiths grandad is talking mutiny against c*** s like hague and hindenberg !!!!!!!!! its an all star horror show !!!!!! dont harm our sperm !!!

Viking booze sex cruise drugs fight culture swop Viking booze sex cruise drugs fight culture swop
viking booze sex and drugs trip to england, bad acid, fight but end up best mates !!!

WITCHES PLOT FOILED BY KING McSMITH WITCHES PLOT FOILED BY KING McSMITH
the witches hatch a plot to topple Mcsmith, but Mcsmith gets wind of their plan and lays a trap at Hellwhisky Castle, the witches are invited and all hell breaks loose. the result is the witches fleeing in dissaray on their broomsticks.!!!!!!!!

RIDE OF the ALKERIES ACT 1; DECENT INTO MADNESS RIDE OF the ALKERIES ACT 1; DECENT INTO MADNESS
RICHARD WAGNER COMPOSES AFTER DRINKING 4 GALLONS OF SCHNAPPS

There fly the crows !!!!!!!!!!!! There fly the crows !!!!!!!!!!!!
dream of netherlandish proverbs and buddahs AND SATANS quotes, of someone on a train to Auschwitz Birekenau, their arrival, gassing and the last dream like moments of their life.

Magic Mushroom Party Magic Mushroom Party
its a wild party on magic mushrooms!!!!! (obviously)

Ghost of Swad alcoholic & insane old fogies home Ghost of Swad alcoholic & insane old fogies home
paranormalphantasmorphoneurologicalalcoholicpsychedelic riot!!! bloke who died in the care home comes back haunting to look for a bottle of whisky he never finished ! he also tries the empty mansion next door and encounters female ghost.

Hendrix plays guitar as chalkie enters cat heaven Hendrix plays guitar as chalkie enters cat heaven
tribute to my late cat chalkie (the first)

CHIPS AND BEER CHIPS AND BEER
casio pays homeage to his two greatest heroes, chips and beer, and defends the english potato against the foreign invasion of curry and pasta !!!!!!!!!!

GREEN BOTTLE MAN GREEN BOTTLE MAN
THE IRON CHANCELLOR RAISES TAX ON BEER, AND BEER INFLATION STALKS THE LAND!!!!!!! THE PEOPLE GET BEHIND THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN SORT OUT THE CHANCELLOR....... GREEN BOTTLE MAN!!!!

NAIL DOWN THE COFFINS NAIL DOWN THE COFFINS
EVER THOUGHT ABOUT DEATH ? YOU ARE NOT GOING TO LIVE FOREVER YOU KNOW !!!! SO GET SOME DRINKING IN BEFORE THE GRIM REAPER EARNS BONUS POINTS. FAIL NOT OUR FEAST !! .... I WILL NOT FAIL............ .. free tub of lard with every coffin.............

tea totalling gnomes versus the drunken ogre tea totalling gnomes versus the drunken ogre
casio makes his way home at night after consuming booze and magic mushrooms, he stumbles into a posh garden and begins to hallucinate, the gnomes come to life and theres trouble !!! the residents are awoken and theres a fight which the ogre .........

beat the burglar beat the burglar
casio suggests an alternative justice system for dealing with burglars......whips, guillotines, and the hangmans noose...............

lets drop an atom bomb on a cliff richard concert lets drop an atom bomb on a cliff richard concert
cliff comes off worst in a clash with casio, who uses the nuclear option!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Revenge Revenge

goodbye chalkie (flute version, treated version) goodbye chalkie (flute version, treated version)
tribute to my most affectionate cat ever died july 2012

coach trip to calais coach trip to calais
the young casio and the boys go on a night ride to calais, the local frenchies are not too pleased to see them..........................


dont go to glastonbury dont go to glastonbury
the ultimate anti rock concert song!!!!!!!!!!!