Picture for song 'Toast and jam washed down with cider' by artist 'casio smith'

Toast and jam washed down with cider Toast and jam washed down with cider

one of four outakes from the last album folks from 2014

cider beefheart

Picture for song 'Down in the trenches' by artist 'casio smith'

Down in the trenches Down in the trenches

its 1916 folks, and down in the mud and blood of the trenches of the western front casio smiths grandad is talking mutiny against c*** s like hague and hindenberg !!!!!!!!! its an all star horror show !!!!!! dont harm our sperm !!!

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Picture for song 'Viking booze sex cruise drugs fight culture swop' by artist 'casio smith'

Viking booze sex cruise drugs fight culture swop Viking booze sex cruise drugs fight culture swop

viking booze sex and drugs trip to england, bad acid, fight but end up best mates !!!

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Picture for song 'WITCHES PLOT FOILED BY KING McSMITH' by artist 'casio smith'

WITCHES PLOT FOILED BY KING McSMITH WITCHES PLOT FOILED BY KING McSMITH

the witches hatch a plot to topple Mcsmith, but Mcsmith gets wind of their plan and lays a trap at Hellwhisky Castle, the witches are invited and all hell breaks loose. the result is the witches fleeing in dissaray on their broomsticks.!!!!!!!!

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Picture for song 'RIDE OF the ALKERIES ACT 1; DECENT INTO MADNESS' by artist 'casio smith'

RIDE OF the ALKERIES ACT 1; DECENT INTO MADNESS RIDE OF the ALKERIES ACT 1; DECENT INTO MADNESS

RICHARD WAGNER COMPOSES AFTER DRINKING 4 GALLONS OF SCHNAPPS

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Picture for song 'There fly the crows !!!!!!!!!!!!' by artist 'casio smith'

There fly the crows !!!!!!!!!!!! There fly the crows !!!!!!!!!!!!

dream of netherlandish proverbs and buddahs AND SATANS quotes, of someone on a train to Auschwitz Birekenau, their arrival, gassing and the last dream like moments of their life.

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Picture for song 'Magic Mushroom Party' by artist 'casio smith'

Magic Mushroom Party Magic Mushroom Party

its a wild party on magic mushrooms!!!!! (obviously)

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Picture for song 'Ghost of Swad alcoholic & insane old fogies home' by artist 'casio smith'

Ghost of Swad alcoholic & insane old fogies home Ghost of Swad alcoholic & insane old fogies home

paranormalphantasmorphoneurologicalalcoholicpsychedelic riot!!! bloke who died in the care home comes back haunting to look for a bottle of whisky he never finished ! he also tries the empty mansion next door and encounters female ghost.

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Picture for song 'Hendrix plays guitar as chalkie enters cat heaven' by artist 'casio smith'

Hendrix plays guitar as chalkie enters cat heaven Hendrix plays guitar as chalkie enters cat heaven

tribute to my late cat chalkie (the first)

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Picture for song 'CHIPS AND BEER' by artist 'casio smith'

CHIPS AND BEER CHIPS AND BEER

casio pays homeage to his two greatest heroes, chips and beer, and defends the english potato against the foreign invasion of curry and pasta !!!!!!!!!!

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Picture for song 'GREEN BOTTLE MAN' by artist 'casio smith'

GREEN BOTTLE MAN GREEN BOTTLE MAN

THE IRON CHANCELLOR RAISES TAX ON BEER, AND BEER INFLATION STALKS THE LAND!!!!!!! THE PEOPLE GET BEHIND THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN SORT OUT THE CHANCELLOR....... GREEN BOTTLE MAN!!!!

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Picture for song 'NAIL DOWN THE COFFINS' by artist 'casio smith'

NAIL DOWN THE COFFINS NAIL DOWN THE COFFINS

EVER THOUGHT ABOUT DEATH ? YOU ARE NOT GOING TO LIVE FOREVER YOU KNOW !!!! SO GET SOME DRINKING IN BEFORE THE GRIM REAPER EARNS BONUS POINTS. FAIL NOT OUR FEAST !! .... I WILL NOT FAIL............ .. free tub of lard with every coffin.............

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Picture for song 'tea totalling gnomes versus the drunken ogre' by artist 'casio smith'

tea totalling gnomes versus the drunken ogre tea totalling gnomes versus the drunken ogre

casio makes his way home at night after consuming booze and magic mushrooms, he stumbles into a posh garden and begins to hallucinate, the gnomes come to life and theres trouble !!! the residents are awoken and theres a fight which the ogre .........

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