
The Apologizers

The Many Faces of Pasta The Many Faces of Pasta
This song exposes the conspiracy of pasta shaping.
12/28/2008 Experimental Sounds

Evilest 30 Seconds of Music in History Evilest 30 Seconds of Music in History
30 seconds long. Metal. As evil as possible.
12/28/2008 Alternative Metal

Assponies Assponies
This is another minimal techno, kinda strange and interesting with gourd.
12/28/2008 Techno

Sweeping The Peanuts Sweeping The Peanuts
So named because it was written as soon as I took my Access Virus KB out of the box and the foam peanuts were still on the floor. Noisy dark minimal tech trance.
12/28/2008 Experimental Sounds

MacGyver Park MacGyver Park
10 Minute long trance mix I made while I was listening to some of the original extended disco dance mixes of the 1970s done by artists like Giorgio Moroder and Donna Summer. There's also a Kraftwerk influence, as usual.
12/28/2008 Trance

My Uncle's Coffee My Uncle's Coffee
A 'new wave jazz' piece basically done in the style of Torture Garden.
12/28/2008 Free Jazz


Rugby Rap Reprise Rugby Rap Reprise
Reprise of the Rugby Rap from 1994, done during the 1995 season.
12/28/2008 Nerdcore

Rugby Rap Rugby Rap
I wrote this track in advance of the 1994 division II men's national rugby championship up in PA. We ended up placing second.
12/28/2008 Nerdcore

More Softball More Softball
Bill and I decided that our work softball game needed a redneck bar ad.
12/27/2008 Comedy - Adult


(f)Art (f)Art
If you've ever been in any sort of art program at any sort of school....
12/27/2008 Rock n Roll

Dream Harvester Dream Harvester
This is a track that Jamie Howeth and I wrote while sitting around in Ocean City Maryland. Unfortunately it's a pretty degraded recording.
12/27/2008 Dance-Pop

Bari Mulligan Bari Mulligan
With a nod to Gerry Mulligan, this is a track featuring an alto sax pitched down an octave with an Eventide Harmonizer, into bari range.
12/25/2008 Experimental Sounds

Babycakes Gets Dosed Babycakes Gets Dosed
Once more we see the appearance of the ubiquitous high-pitched and curious tourettes victim Babycakes as he gets dosed with LSD.
12/25/2008 Experimental Sounds

Auld Lang Sinez0r - Southpark Version Auld Lang Sinez0r - Southpark Version
Version II of Auld Lang Sinez0r..this is the one that was actually played at a club, if you can believe it.
12/25/2008 Experimental Sounds

Attack of the Alien Snapper Turtles Attack of the Alien Snapper Turtles
Another weird mix that JJ named. I dig it.
12/25/2008 Experimental Sounds

Anvil Anvil
This piece knows it's industrial because it has a home made Anvil in it.
12/25/2008 Experimental Sounds

And Eddie Murphy as the Vampire And Eddie Murphy as the Vampire
Not sure what's going on with this melodramatic instrumental. But JJ named it, and I like the name.
12/25/2008 Experimental Sounds

The Alien Rap The Alien Rap
What the f***, one sampler, an Eventide, and a lunatic friend name Joe, then next thing you know you're pulling Newcleus style sh***.
12/25/2008 Nerdcore