
The Apologizers

The Many Faces of Pasta The Many Faces of Pasta
This song exposes the conspiracy of pasta shaping.

Evilest 30 Seconds of Music in History Evilest 30 Seconds of Music in History
30 seconds long. Metal. As evil as possible.

Assponies Assponies
This is another minimal techno, kinda strange and interesting with gourd.

Sweeping The Peanuts Sweeping The Peanuts
So named because it was written as soon as I took my Access Virus KB out of the box and the foam peanuts were still on the floor. Noisy dark minimal tech trance.

MacGyver Park MacGyver Park
10 Minute long trance mix I made while I was listening to some of the original extended disco dance mixes of the 1970s done by artists like Giorgio Moroder and Donna Summer. There's also a Kraftwerk influence, as usual.

My Uncle's Coffee My Uncle's Coffee
A 'new wave jazz' piece basically done in the style of Torture Garden.


Rugby Rap Reprise Rugby Rap Reprise
Reprise of the Rugby Rap from 1994, done during the 1995 season.

Rugby Rap Rugby Rap
I wrote this track in advance of the 1994 division II men's national rugby championship up in PA. We ended up placing second.

More Softball More Softball
Bill and I decided that our work softball game needed a redneck bar ad.



Dream Harvester Dream Harvester
This is a track that Jamie Howeth and I wrote while sitting around in Ocean City Maryland. Unfortunately it's a pretty degraded recording.

Bari Mulligan Bari Mulligan
With a nod to Gerry Mulligan, this is a track featuring an alto sax pitched down an octave with an Eventide Harmonizer, into bari range.

Babycakes Gets Dosed Babycakes Gets Dosed
Once more we see the appearance of the ubiquitous high-pitched and curious tourettes victim Babycakes as he gets dosed with LSD.

Auld Lang Sinez0r - Southpark Version Auld Lang Sinez0r - Southpark Version
Version II of Auld Lang Sinez0r..this is the one that was actually played at a club, if you can believe it.

Attack of the Alien Snapper Turtles Attack of the Alien Snapper Turtles
Another weird mix that JJ named. I dig it.

Anvil Anvil
This piece knows it's industrial because it has a home made Anvil in it.

And Eddie Murphy as the Vampire And Eddie Murphy as the Vampire
Not sure what's going on with this melodramatic instrumental. But JJ named it, and I like the name.

The Alien Rap The Alien Rap
What the f***, one sampler, an Eventide, and a lunatic friend name Joe, then next thing you know you're pulling Newcleus style sh***.