Hasenyager
The Little Mer-ape The Little Mer-ape
If oceapes had evolved in a manner similar to whales from dogs.
9/13/2008 Experimental
Madame Bovary the Musical - Finale Madame Bovary the Musical - Finale
For an English project. The music really sucks, because I've never written a musical before.
9/7/2008 Experimental
B B****
An enraged b**** (goshdarn you, soundclick censors) attacks New York city.
8/15/2008 Experimental
And My Brain Can Tell The Diff'rence And My Brain Can Tell The Diff'rence
Short simple song I made for hellzies. It's lame, but I like it.
8/3/2008 Experimental
Sustaining on Apples and Grapes Sustaining on Apples and Grapes
The day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees become slippery.
7/14/2008 Experimental
You Don't Really Care You Don't Really Care
About relatives who try to make smalltalk. I'm not really as bitter as the song suggests. Actually, smalltalk dispells awkward.
7/7/2008 Experimental
Blasticyst Blasticyst
I look kindly upon stem cell research because it's for science, but it is somewhat morally ambiguous... Anyway, I just wanted to write a song about blasticysts.
6/25/2008 Experimental
What the Voices Said Vol. 1 What the Voices Said Vol. 1
When I'm neither asleep nor awake, I hear voices. This is the wisdom they've imparted to me over the years.
7/14/2008 Experimental
The Light Will Be Constant The Light Will Be Constant
They chopped down the tree in front of my window. I was pissed.
6/15/2008 Experimental
The Love Nazi The Love Nazi
It's the entity that forces you to repeat every cliche in existence when you're in love.
6/8/2008 Experimental
Der Fuhrer's Face (Cover) Der Fuhrer's Face (Cover)
This song is pretty much public domain. Even if it wasn't, seeing as it's banned, I don't think Disney would care if someone covered it.
6/8/2008 Cover Songs
Death Defeated Death Defeated
It's the curse of the singer-songwriter to eventually write a song about how we're supposed to change the world.
6/7/2008 Experimental
A Magical Childhood A Magical Childhood
Home, wreathed with all its gods; ethereal and existent; and now they're all dead.
6/7/2008 Experimental