Hasenyager
Elvin Song of Fading Elvin Song of Fading
They're totally fading, and it f***ing sucks.
Get Out of My Room Get Out of My Room
Impromptu song I recorded with my brother, because he wouldn't get out of my room.
6 Instrumental Inspector 6 Instrumental Inspector
5 Health Inspector 5 Health Inspector
4 The Laudcast - Interview with Zak 4 The Laudcast - Interview with Zak
A fake podcast. It's pretty arrogant.
3 The Health Inspector is Coming 3 The Health Inspector is Coming
2 The Lone Health Inspector 2 The Lone Health Inspector
1 Polka Inspector 1 Polka Inspector
Look Over Here, Biscuitlips 2 Look Over Here, Biscuitlips 2
A pared-down, more vocals-oriented version.
Look Over Here, Biscuitlips Look Over Here, Biscuitlips
A big band sort of song about shooting someone in the face whose lips happen to consist of biscuits.
Fair Ayodhya Fair Ayodhya
As long as the sea beats against the land I'll yearn of home. [Trying to reconcile bhangra and folk by utilizing a little countrified Ramayana.]
Smiling Dog Smiling Dog
All dogs go to heaven, except the ones that chew your face clean off. I play recorder, trumpet, percussion, and crappy cheap harmonica.
To Smell the Winter To Smell the Winter
The crinkly, starched absence of God, made to be reborn as crystals of frozen water.
And I Can Be Like a Lotus And I Can Be Like a Lotus
Just a yellow lotus, shunted on the sparkling sea. I play the recorder, guitar, and whatever else is in this song that I've forgotten.
Helga Jingle Helga Jingle
You should probably do what Helga says, because she's smarter than you.
Brains that Ripple On Brains that Ripple On
Ignore my neural thoughtrays, and kill me in the face. Kill me in the face!
F'nCAR Theme Song F'nCAR Theme Song
Brought to you by Flutes 'n Clarinets Are Retarded.