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World & New Age Music artist from Vero Beach, FL. New songs free to stream or download. Add to your playlist now.

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Classic Take Cell Phone Voice Mail Messages

Picture for song 'BBB' by artist 'Classic Take Cell Phone Voice Mail Messages'

BBB BBB

My name is Kenny Big Bouncy Boobies

5/10/2009 New Age

Picture for song 'Pedro Menendez - Hip Hop Discussion' by artist 'Classic Take Cell Phone Voice Mail Messages'

Pedro Menendez - Hip Hop Discussion Pedro Menendez - Hip Hop Discussion

Pedro Menendez discusses hip hop

5/10/2009 New Age

Picture for song '22 Dollars' by artist 'Classic Take Cell Phone Voice Mail Messages'

22 Dollars 22 Dollars

An irate Comcast cable customer dials the wrong number and leaves an obscene voicemail.

5/5/2009 Talk

Picture for song 'Jay - Why I'm Going To Jail' by artist 'Classic Take Cell Phone Voice Mail Messages'

Jay - Why I'm Going To Jail Jay - Why I'm Going To Jail

Jason explains why he is going to jail

5/5/2007 Spoken Word

Picture for song 'Al Bielek Philadelphia Experiment' by artist 'Classic Take Cell Phone Voice Mail Messages'

Al Bielek Philadelphia Experiment Al Bielek Philadelphia Experiment

Al Bielek's intro to the craziest stuff in the world

5/5/2007 New Age

Picture for song 'Ruffley Knowledge' by artist 'Classic Take Cell Phone Voice Mail Messages'

Ruffley Knowledge Ruffley Knowledge

ruffley stuck on the roof after he did something illegal

4/29/2007 New Age

Picture for song 'Renzo's Comedy' by artist 'Classic Take Cell Phone Voice Mail Messages'

Renzo's Comedy Renzo's Comedy

renzo came over one day in 1995 and grabbed the mic

4/29/2007 New Age

Picture for song 'Smokey - The Bucket Of Piss Saga' by artist 'Classic Take Cell Phone Voice Mail Messages'

Smokey - The Bucket Of Piss Saga Smokey - The Bucket Of Piss Saga

Smokey talks about how there was a bucket of piss in the room

5/5/2007 New Age

Picture for song 'Cell Phone Mix Part 5' by artist 'Classic Take Cell Phone Voice Mail Messages'

Cell Phone Mix Part 5 Cell Phone Mix Part 5

Topics include: I Hate Aliens, Mars, Weaponization of Space, SETI, etc.

2/22/2004 Comedy

Picture for song 'Cell Phone Mix 4' by artist 'Classic Take Cell Phone Voice Mail Messages'

Cell Phone Mix 4 Cell Phone Mix 4

Topics include: Aliens, Alex Jones, JFK, War in Iraq, More to life than Football, Mars exploration, Chemtrails, Holiday Traffic

2/22/2004 New Age

Picture for song 'UFO Quotes' by artist 'Classic Take Cell Phone Voice Mail Messages'

UFO Quotes UFO Quotes

Mike reading UFO quotes with Alex Jones type thematic music.

2/21/2004 New Age

Picture for song 'Cell Phone Mix 3' by artist 'Classic Take Cell Phone Voice Mail Messages'

Cell Phone Mix 3 Cell Phone Mix 3

Topics include: NFL Ties, Transformers the Movie, Aliens, NFL Ties, Superpowers, Paradise, Eminem, Bob Marley

2/15/2004 Comedy

Picture for song 'I Am Absolutely Furious With the Human Race' by artist 'Classic Take Cell Phone Voice Mail Messages'

I Am Absolutely Furious With the Human Race I Am Absolutely Furious With the Human Race

2003. After a buddy spent massive time researching different aspects of the New World Order, he realized that its not such a bad idea.

1/14/2004 Acoustic Vocals

Picture for song 'Cannibal Rappers, Meat, The Moon, and Alligators' by artist 'Classic Take Cell Phone Voice Mail Messages'

Cannibal Rappers, Meat, The Moon, and Alligators Cannibal Rappers, Meat, The Moon, and Alligators

Anyone heard about Big Lurch of Cosmic Slop Shop eating his girlfriend? Cannibal Rappers, Meat, The Moon, and Alligators Featuring: Albert, Jeff, Matt, Doug, Boos, Danny

7/7/2003 Comedy

Picture for song 'Enter The Matrix' by artist 'Classic Take Cell Phone Voice Mail Messages'

Enter The Matrix Enter The Matrix

Not a cell phone message but a bonus little file. All of the important/essential dialogue from The Matrix to some soothing ambient music. The background music is by Mystical Sun and the track is called Nebulous Mist. I got the file from mp3.com.

6/14/2003 Ambient

Picture for song 'Matrix Reloaded Review Part 2' by artist 'Classic Take Cell Phone Voice Mail Messages'

Matrix Reloaded Review Part 2 Matrix Reloaded Review Part 2

I couldn't fit the entire 12 minute message on the first file because Soundclick limits to 10:40 so here is the rest of the original take about "inherent good and bad"

6/14/2003 New Age

Picture for song 'Cell Phone Mix Part 2' by artist 'Classic Take Cell Phone Voice Mail Messages'

Cell Phone Mix Part 2 Cell Phone Mix Part 2

Many Topics include "Hydrogen Fuel Cells in Cell Phones, Jon's Cell Phone Message, Going to the movies on the weekend, Matt's return to Dagobah for the completion of his Jedi training.

6/10/2003 New Age

Picture for song 'Cell Phone Mix Pt 1' by artist 'Classic Take Cell Phone Voice Mail Messages'

Cell Phone Mix Pt 1 Cell Phone Mix Pt 1

Non-thought provoking messages that are just fun to listen to mixed together. All your favorite characters (mike, matt, jeff) and introducing albert rick and amy.

6/10/2003 Comedy

Picture for song 'Matrix Reloaded review pt 1' by artist 'Classic Take Cell Phone Voice Mail Messages'

Matrix Reloaded review pt 1 Matrix Reloaded review pt 1

Buddy saw Matrix Reloaded and dropped this dissertation of synthesizing reality into this 12 minute lecture. I biked 3 miles listening to this.

6/2/2003 New Age

Picture for song 'The Matrix and Derek Jeter' by artist 'Classic Take Cell Phone Voice Mail Messages'

The Matrix and Derek Jeter The Matrix and Derek Jeter

This is the original phone message that started it all. Buddy left me this message after seeing the movie Vanilla Sky back in '01

6/2/2003 New Age