
Classic Take Cell Phone Voice Mail Messages


Pedro Menendez - Hip Hop Discussion Pedro Menendez - Hip Hop Discussion
Pedro Menendez discusses hip hop

22 Dollars 22 Dollars
An irate Comcast cable customer dials the wrong number and leaves an obscene voicemail.

I Am Absolutely Furious With the Human Race I Am Absolutely Furious With the Human Race
2003. After a buddy spent massive time researching different aspects of the New World Order, he realized that its not such a bad idea.

Matrix Reloaded review pt 1 Matrix Reloaded review pt 1
Buddy saw Matrix Reloaded and dropped this dissertation of synthesizing reality into this 12 minute lecture. I biked 3 miles listening to this.

Matrix Reloaded Review Part 2 Matrix Reloaded Review Part 2
I couldn't fit the entire 12 minute message on the first file because Soundclick limits to 10:40 so here is the rest of the original take about "inherent good and bad"

Ruffley Knowledge Ruffley Knowledge
ruffley stuck on the roof after he did something illegal

Cell Phone Mix Part 5 Cell Phone Mix Part 5
Topics include: I Hate Aliens, Mars, Weaponization of Space, SETI, etc.

Cell Phone Mix 4 Cell Phone Mix 4
Topics include: Aliens, Alex Jones, JFK, War in Iraq, More to life than Football, Mars exploration, Chemtrails, Holiday Traffic

Cell Phone Mix Part 2 Cell Phone Mix Part 2
Many Topics include "Hydrogen Fuel Cells in Cell Phones, Jon's Cell Phone Message, Going to the movies on the weekend, Matt's return to Dagobah for the completion of his Jedi training.

Cell Phone Mix 3 Cell Phone Mix 3
Topics include: NFL Ties, Transformers the Movie, Aliens, NFL Ties, Superpowers, Paradise, Eminem, Bob Marley

Cannibal Rappers, Meat, The Moon, and Alligators Cannibal Rappers, Meat, The Moon, and Alligators
Anyone heard about Big Lurch of Cosmic Slop Shop eating his girlfriend? Cannibal Rappers, Meat, The Moon, and Alligators Featuring: Albert, Jeff, Matt, Doug, Boos, Danny

The Matrix and Derek Jeter The Matrix and Derek Jeter
This is the original phone message that started it all. Buddy left me this message after seeing the movie Vanilla Sky back in '01

Jay - Why I'm Going To Jail Jay - Why I'm Going To Jail
Jason explains why he is going to jail

Smokey - The Bucket Of Piss Saga Smokey - The Bucket Of Piss Saga
Smokey talks about how there was a bucket of piss in the room


Al Bielek Philadelphia Experiment Al Bielek Philadelphia Experiment
Al Bielek's intro to the craziest stuff in the world

Enter The Matrix Enter The Matrix
Not a cell phone message but a bonus little file. All of the important/essential dialogue from The Matrix to some soothing ambient music. The background music is by Mystical Sun and the track is called Nebulous Mist. I got the file from mp3.com.

Cell Phone Mix Pt 1 Cell Phone Mix Pt 1
Non-thought provoking messages that are just fun to listen to mixed together. All your favorite characters (mike, matt, jeff) and introducing albert rick and amy.
