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jesus's vote jesus's vote
this is a folky rock affair. its about who i think jesus would have voted for. i've spent many hours plotting a graph which gave me the answers i was looking for. and relayed them to you via this little ditty.
6/20/2005 Comedy
jesus's lose's his shoes jesus's lose's his shoes
this a free form jazz song about one day at primary/junior school jesus lose's his shoes. i won't spoil the song for you but it does have a happy ending.
6/20/2005 Comedy
i seem to have misplaced my faith i seem to have misplaced my faith
this is a pop punky tune and is about jesus taking some time out from being holy and going to the zoo to relax and chill. but whilst he's there he see's all the animals in there cages and enclosures and begins to lose his faith in his father.god.
6/20/2005 Comedy
true to himself true to himself
this song is a bit old school punk and is about jesus who was a cool dude coz he literally died, yes you read it right. died for being true to himself. and that in my book is bloody brilliant. jesus you rule. yeah!!!!
6/20/2005 Comedy
jesus's shoes jesus's shoes
this song is slighty jazzy/funky and is about a beautiful pair of shoes god made as a very special gift for his son, the lamb of god himself, you've guessed it ,thats right jesus our lord and savioury leader christ..
6/20/2005 Comedy
jesus's bulge jesus's bulge
this song is a right funky bi*** and it's about the son of gods package......i mean, the son of god must have been packing meat, you'd f***ing expect it if your dad was bloody god........ iknow i would.
6/20/2005 Comedy
in the forest without her. in the forest without her.
its funky and a bit rockin and a touch silly...its about being stuck in the middle of a forest without your ladie to mess about with.its the purest form of love song. (please leave comments)
6/20/2005 Comedy
