the clivesanchez diarys
silly,brilliant,magical tunes....
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jesus's shoes jesus's shoes
this song is slighty jazzy/funky and is about a beautiful pair of shoes god made as a very special gift for his son, the lamb of god himself, you've guessed it ,thats right jesus our lord and savioury leader christ..
jesus's lose's his shoes jesus's lose's his shoes
this a free form jazz song about one day at primary/junior school jesus lose's his shoes. i won't spoil the song for you but it does have a happy ending.
i seem to have misplaced my faith i seem to have misplaced my faith
this is a pop punky tune and is about jesus taking some time out from being holy and going to the zoo to relax and chill. but whilst he's there he see's all the animals in there cages and enclosures and begins to lose his faith in his father.god.
true to himself true to himself
this song is a bit old school punk and is about jesus who was a cool dude coz he literally died, yes you read it right. died for being true to himself. and that in my book is bloody brilliant. jesus you rule. yeah!!!!
jesus's bulge jesus's bulge
this song is a right funky bi*** and it's about the son of gods package......i mean, the son of god must have been packing meat, you'd f***ing expect it if your dad was bloody god........ iknow i would.
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hey you! do you like to laugh? then you've come to the right place. sit down and prepare to release your bowels with glee......Band/artist history
birth,a pleasent walk with clive, a sudden fall, many hours of darkest,clives death,a bit of theft,big climb,then light again, superstardom,death.Have you performed in front of an audience?sadly,due to a rare bum disease it could never happen. for safety reasons.
Your musical influences
usher and morbid angel.What equipment do you use?
sinclair zx spectrum. casio calculator and a broken pair of hair straightenersAnything else?
no thats about the lot.....
oh yes! i absolutly love kittens...
United Kingdom
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You made me laugh! (The image of Jesus calling God "a bearded git" will stay with me always.) Cheers, Andy
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