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Crotchless Leather Wheelchair

Picture for song 'Secret Midget (Full version)' by artist 'Crotchless Leather Wheelchair'

Secret Midget (Full version) Secret Midget (Full version)

The theme from an imaginary children's cartoon.

3/10/2006 Comedy

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Picture for song 'HOS (Charles Nelson Testicles mix)' by artist 'Crotchless Leather Wheelchair'

HOS (Charles Nelson Testicles mix) HOS (Charles Nelson Testicles mix)

A promo we did for the Hour of Slack.

3/7/2006 Comedy - Adult

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Picture for song 'Secret Midget' by artist 'Crotchless Leather Wheelchair'

Secret Midget Secret Midget

The theme the the little known, but incredibly brutal and misogynistic 70's kid's cartoon "Secret Midget".

5/31/2005 Jazz Vocals

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Picture for song 'Revolting' by artist 'Crotchless Leather Wheelchair'

Revolting Revolting

Revolting

11/14/2004 Comedy

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Picture for song '"BOB" is innocent' by artist 'Crotchless Leather Wheelchair'

"BOB" is innocent "BOB" is innocent

"BOB" would never do something like that, would he?

6/9/2004 Experimental

Picture for song 'Warrior' by artist 'Crotchless Leather Wheelchair'

Warrior Warrior

A tale of heroic battle and glory.

6/9/2004 Comedy

Picture for song 'Planet X or bust (2003)' by artist 'Crotchless Leather Wheelchair'

Planet X or bust (2003) Planet X or bust (2003)

A true story. This song is dedicated to our friend Ivan Stang. PRAISE "BOB"!!!

9/13/2003 Comedy

Picture for song 'Gut' by artist 'Crotchless Leather Wheelchair'

Gut Gut

A redneck trucker anthem for all you real Americans out there. God bless George Bush.

8/9/2003 Alternative Country

Picture for song 'Jan Michael Wifebeater' by artist 'Crotchless Leather Wheelchair'

Jan Michael Wifebeater Jan Michael Wifebeater

Jan Michael Vincent beat his wife.

5/19/2003 Comedy

Picture for song 'Willie can prove it with math' by artist 'Crotchless Leather Wheelchair'

Willie can prove it with math Willie can prove it with math

Willie Aames masturbates more than you - he can prove it with math.

5/19/2003 Comedy - Adult

Picture for song 'I was a teenage shit golem' by artist 'Crotchless Leather Wheelchair'

I was a teenage shit golem I was a teenage shit golem

A song that offended even OUR friends. How dare we?

5/19/2003 Comedy - Adult

Picture for song 'Who is "BOB"?' by artist 'Crotchless Leather Wheelchair'

Who is "BOB"? Who is "BOB"?

No description needed - Praise BOB or kill me!

5/19/2003 Experimental Sounds

Picture for song 'How many eyes (Gonna cry 2nite)' by artist 'Crotchless Leather Wheelchair'

How many eyes (Gonna cry 2nite) How many eyes (Gonna cry 2nite)

A forbidden love between a hip hop mogul and a potato.

5/19/2003 Comedy

Picture for song 'I f***ed yer dog!' by artist 'Crotchless Leather Wheelchair'

I fed yer dog! I f***ed yer dog!

Serious grunt-rock which hides a secret hypno-signal which makes 1 out of 23 people go to the nearest trailer-park, shotgun 16 Bud lites and f*** a dog.

5/19/2003 Comedy - Adult

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Picture for song 'Oliver Richman' by artist 'Crotchless Leather Wheelchair'

Oliver Richman Oliver Richman

This one goes out to the delusional Canadian wanker named Oliver Richman. We know we can't fool one such as he with our happy wanderings, because HE knows the Tao (chuckle).

2/23/2003 Battles/Disses

Picture for song 'Raised in an environment of BOB' by artist 'Crotchless Leather Wheelchair'

Raised in an environment of BOB Raised in an environment of BOB

Raised in an environment of BOB!!!

11/11/2002 Experimental Sounds

Picture for song 'Mustache in love' by artist 'Crotchless Leather Wheelchair'

Mustache in love Mustache in love

Wrong. Just plain wrong.

11/11/2002 Comedy

Picture for song 'A Mustache so heavy' by artist 'Crotchless Leather Wheelchair'

A Mustache so heavy A Mustache so heavy

How heavy can a mustache be? So heavy, it's stranger than fiction. This one is for our Brutha Beardo with big love.

11/11/2002 Comedy

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