Crotchless Leather Wheelchair
Secret Midget (Full version) Secret Midget (Full version)
The theme from an imaginary children's cartoon.
HOS (Charles Nelson Testicles mix) HOS (Charles Nelson Testicles mix)
A promo we did for the Hour of Slack.
Secret Midget Secret Midget
The theme the the little known, but incredibly brutal and misogynistic 70's kid's cartoon "Secret Midget".
I fed yer dog! I f***ed yer dog!
Serious grunt-rock which hides a secret hypno-signal which makes 1 out of 23 people go to the nearest trailer-park, shotgun 16 Bud lites and f*** a dog.
"BOB" is innocent "BOB" is innocent
"BOB" would never do something like that, would he?
How many eyes (Gonna cry 2nite) How many eyes (Gonna cry 2nite)
A forbidden love between a hip hop mogul and a potato.
Planet X or bust (2003) Planet X or bust (2003)
A true story. This song is dedicated to our friend Ivan Stang. PRAISE "BOB"!!!
Gut Gut
A redneck trucker anthem for all you real Americans out there. God bless George Bush.
I was a teenage shit golem I was a teenage shit golem
A song that offended even OUR friends. How dare we?
Oliver Richman Oliver Richman
This one goes out to the delusional Canadian wanker named Oliver Richman. We know we can't fool one such as he with our happy wanderings, because HE knows the Tao (chuckle).
Willie can prove it with math Willie can prove it with math
Willie Aames masturbates more than you - he can prove it with math.
A Mustache so heavy A Mustache so heavy
How heavy can a mustache be? So heavy, it's stranger than fiction. This one is for our Brutha Beardo with big love.
Raised in an environment of BOB Raised in an environment of BOB
Raised in an environment of BOB!!!