
Something That Dissolves In Milk

EMO EMO
Bedroom Pop duo combine once again to take on the very foundations of the horrendous genre of emo.

Gretel Kileen's Clevage (Demo) Gretel Kileen's Clevage (Demo)

Fletch, Master Of Disguise Fletch, Master Of Disguise
this song is dedicated to my cousin simon who has more than a fair share of learning disabilities. he picked up the nickname 'fletch' playing footy. here's a song about him...

Technika Technika
this song was based upon our f***wit cousin mark and his job at technika whitegoods. or whatever the f*** they sell. anyway, this is pretty much a song about him, technika and his stupid business card in which one of the borders had a slant...enjoy

The Nerd Song The Nerd Song
Gather around all your CS and webgame nerds...this song is for you...and if you're not a nerd...still listen. It's a touching and hilarious song.

Song For the Pope Song For the Pope
A moving song about Pope John Paul II and my long standing afair with the late beautiful pontif.

Maddy Loves Teh Cock (Skit) Maddy Loves Teh Cock (Skit)
A skit taking off some cake ad...I can't remember which one. You know the one where she says 'Maddy's gonna love these!' after baking those delicious looking cookies...f*** i'm hungry

Flying My ROFLcopter Flying My ROFLcopter
a pretty meaningless song. i really forget why we wrote this. but it's catchy...in a sort of vulgar way.

I Rule At Life (Because I Have A Bigger Cd....) I Rule At Life (Because I Have A Bigger Cd....)
stdim take on the genre of rap. with hilarious results!

Random Affairs Random Affairs
a random song to say the least. inspired by simeon bisas' love of randomnity, we wrote this moving and thrilling tale of umbrella doorstop coathanger.


Rape (Interlude) Rape (Interlude)
this is an interlude we used for i am curious (bisas). it's kind of a skit/song. one of the highlights of our career without a doubt and a brilliant centerpiece to the album!

Song About Rape Song About Rape
a song about every inner west persons favourite past time. rape. simeon bisas' name still gets a mention in this song however.

Rosco Rosco
a song about our uncle rosco and his family...well there isn't much else to say about ross, all you need to know is in the song

We Write Our Own Song (Guy Sebastian is Gay) We Write Our Own Song (Guy Sebastian is Gay)
Do you hate mainstream celebrities and music? Then this is the song for you.

Swearing Song Swearing Song

Sim is Gay (He Sent Us To Jail) Sim is Gay (He Sent Us To Jail)
Brilliant song about one Simeon Bisas, our only fan and a friend of Tim, with whom Clinton very much hates.

The Ballad of Antwone Faribad The Ballad of Antwone Faribad
Brilliant, deep, meaningful song about a doctor taken away by a van full of rapists. Carribean Doctors own you.

The Items On Tims Desk The Items On Tims Desk
It’s a hilarious song about a very serious matter, that of inventory. This song emotionally describes the items on Timothy Price's desk at the time it was written, it is a beautiful song and is one for the ages.