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Mike Jak Balla

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roxhythe
Apr 26, 2007
My son! They let you out! Mom will be so happy. Can you return the pictures, or did the prison confiscate them? Dad
mike jak balla
Apr 23, 2007
Mike Jak Balla is back. The band had broken up over creative differences and sexual tensions, but we're now ready to BOOGIE once more... Rock out with your chalk out, -The Mike
h50h
Apr 13, 2006
verrrrrryyyyy niiiiiiicceeee. oh and the answer to the psycho question is "Psycho" written by Leon Payne the only version I've heard is Elvis Costello off "Almost Blue" You go out and make it a great day...or bugger off! either way I'm outta here!
mike jak balla
Jan 25, 2006
Spooked asked: "I've been trying to find it and thought you would be my saviour..." I am your saviour, but I don't know your song. Praise my name anyway. Keepin' it real... -The Mike
spooked
Jan 02, 2006
dead dog is a corker - do you know asong called YOU THINK I'M PSYCHO DON'T YOU MOMMA I've been trying to find it and thought you would be my saviour... Gary Nic.
Tasmanian TWISTER
Dec 24, 2005
Mike Jak still keepin' it real eh !!! You Tha Man !! Happy Holidays from Brisbane, Australia.
mike jak balla
Dec 14, 2005
I'm sorry for the delay in replying, but I have been in prison for the past week and the warden just stopped watching me. Joe, I would like to thank you for the song, the friendship, and the tolerance for drugs, alcohol, and hookers. Without all of these, I would be a better man, and that wouldn't be any god damn fun at all. Thanks for the song. You are underappreciated and disliked by better men than I will ever be! Keepin' it real, -The Mike
roxhythe
Dec 13, 2005
Mike: I notice that habit you had as an infant of not responding hasn't changed. I suppose you could say we didn't really abandon you in the dumpster so much as misplace you because you never answered. Joe
roxhythe
Dec 08, 2005
Mike, I think y'all did a lovely--even sensitive--job with this. Loved the lead. Makes me feel almost sorry I abandoned you in that dumpster back when I was too young to remember. (On the other hand, you probably wouldn't have turned out a lot different at home.) I'll have to play it for Mom. Joe
mike jak balla
Oct 29, 2005
Len Amsterdam of the Len Amsterdam Radio Show calls The Gay Church Picnic: "Classic Mike Jak Balla". And he is right! *********************************************** The Gay Church Picnic was written and recorded by Mike Jak Balla, so you know it's good, but did you know that it is also vulgarity free? It's true. There isn't a dirty word anywhere in the song, which is contrary to The Mike's typical style, but is true to the traditional structure of old-time Christian gospel music. "This is my first gospel song, and I think you will all agree with me when I say that it is quite possibly the greatest song ever written and recorded by a man." *********************************************** Very true indeed... Celebrate diversity! Keepin' it real, -The Mike PS- I am not gay. Stop asking!
roxhythe
Oct 24, 2005
Mike: Have answered, per your instructions. This is great stuff. Every time I hear Toby Urban or his or her clones on the radio, I will think of you, and wonder why they're there and you're here. But only briefly... Joe
mike jak balla
Sep 29, 2005
Here are some comments from my most recent Battle of The Bands: "Mike's material is a little too vulgar for my own personal taste..." -Manchild "Mike is way to vulgar for me also..." -Too Wild Vulgar? You must have gotten the wrong idea.... Anything vulgar is simply a metaphor for something else. Something much less vulgar and sweet. Let me give you an example... In "After All This Time", the word "dick" is actually synonymous with the word "heart". The line "it's like an oak tree compared to a twig" actually represents the amount of love I have for her rather than the size of my dong. If my love were a tree, it would probably be an oak. I can see how this might be confusing to some people.... As far as being "radio friendly", I have no real desire to be that way. I hate the state of modern country radio. Keepin' it real.... -The Mike ___________________________________
steven de puce
Aug 18, 2005
I knew Fred. Hell, Fred was a friend of mine. And you sir, are no Fred. Actually, you could be Fred, but you'd have to eat your weight in balls, which is no easy task. I'm talking about calf testicles... Rocky Mountain Oysters, calf fries. You ever tried to rip the nuts off a 350 pound bull calf? It ain't easy, but it sure is tasty. That, my friend, is how I f***ing roll with it. Word to my home boys in the 830.
mike jak balla
Aug 13, 2005
I hope "rumble" isn't some kind of internet code word for "sodomy". The Mike doesn't swing that way. Not without booze at least. Keepin' it real... -The Mike
Tasmanian TWISTER
Jul 11, 2005
Greetings back from Brisbane,Australia. I dont think "Brians Sister..." was here last time. You guys are crazy !!!!!! Dig it......
Tasmanian TWISTER
Jun 10, 2005
We concede the Battle of the Bands...Victory is Yours !!!
steven de puce
Jun 09, 2005
I've been in the industry a long time and I can honestly say, this is the type of raw fresh tunes we need to hear. Nashville has destroyed country music and we need The Mike to go kick every major song writer in the balls. Keep up the good work and remember to do the Asians before they do you.
mike jak balla
May 17, 2005
May 17, 2005 Some new comments... "The performance is horrible. You really should learn how to play on time. This is just plain sloppy. I'd retrack all of it. I won't even comment on the mix." -HangDawg "You ok there Mikey? To much moonshine? As for the song yeah it sucked. But, to each his own." -livilaNic Too much is never enough, Son. It's never enough... Keepin' it real... -The Mike
brent o rama
May 02, 2005
Mike's voice is as smooth as Dr. Pepper and Moon Pies with a touch of horseradish. The stories he tells bring back memories from my childhood on the farm. Word.
mike jak balla
May 02, 2005
May 2, 2005 Some new comments... Re: "The Ballad of Screwing Brian's Sister" "This song reminds me of that brat in Kmart that obviously sh*** his pampers but didn't even care. He was grinning ear to ear and enjoying it immensely while other shoppers bee-lined around him and his obese mother who reeked of Vodka." -AdrianFly Brian, is that you? Also re: "The Ballad of Screwing Brian's Sister" "The only thing I hear wrong with this song is it's about 6 minutes 28 seconds too long." -HangDawg Kinda like my Johnson! (I know, that didn't make any sense...) Keepin' it Real... -The Mike PS- All of you can blow me.
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