VD Banana
Metal Metal Metal Metal Metal Death Black Thrash Cunt Fuck Piss Flaps
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Paradiddle Boy Paradiddle Boy
Written about our lovely drummer/bummer James 'Massive Baby' Phillips' obsession with that little fiddly drum jigger, the paradiddle. Basically written to be a Zeke rip-off, so you can stop all that shit about 'ooooh it sounds like a Zeke rip-off'
fStraight Edge f*** Straight Edge
Well this is a slab of pure unadulterated METAAAAL I do believe yes oh baby yes yes yes! BIG. f***-OFF. RIFFS.
Riff Riff
Rifftacular. If you can get past the super shite recording quality you'll understand.
Metal up the wazoo muthafucka!
Excuse the recording quality it was done by hanging a mic from andi's arse hair- in the fiery bowels of hell...Band/artist history
The inhumanly metal entity that is vd banana came into being one day when Dan and Andi out of grantham hardcore punk bastards SKWERM and Matt of local punk fools Gizmo decided that they should form a band that played only one thing- the metal. Of death.
It was decided that Dan should play drums, Andi guitar and matt bass, all contributing to singing. We practiced. It was rubbish. We practiced again. We played a swing version of the classic britney anthem 'hit me baby one more time', and thought it was time to get help, as we were all crap at these instruments. We enlisted two members of Grantham's oddest metal fuckers, James 'The Baby' Phillips and Louis 'Hitler Youth Pin-up' Archer, on drums and vocals respectively. things picked up quite a bit, then Matt fucked off to manchester to be a student cunt, and things sort of stopped. now he's back, and the metal is reborn!!!!
The metal is not just a type of music, in case anyone reading this is that fucking stupid, the metal is a way of life, its an ethos, A lot like straight edge, but with more drinking, drugs and two-dollar-blowjob-whores. Which if you ask me, is a good thing. And now, let us metal like no-noe has ever metalled before- whilst wearing studded leather and bullet belts, and having mullets, made out of jack daniels. muthafucker.Have you performed in front of an audience?The G-town
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Instruments Of Death!Anything else?
Bring us children to give our unholy master substenance.
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