The Apologizers
Acid Indigestion Acid Indigestion
This song was comprised entirely of songs sampled from my voice, except for a sample from 'On Fire' by T-Connection. Could quite possibly be the dumbest thing ever.
A Few Of The Things I Would Do A Few Of The Things I Would Do
These are a few of the things I would do, just to keep from loving you.
Rough Sex (fEnsoniq Mix) Rough Sex (f*** Ensoniq Mix)
We used to cover Rough Sex by Lords of Acid. It kinda sucks, but we did it, and you didn't.
Suckydance Suckydance
Some sort of bizarre version of Safety Dance, I don't even remember doing it, I was probably drunk.
Born Sloppy Born Sloppy
This is a mashup of Born Slippy and Pearl's Girl by Underworld. It was done on an ASR-10.
Termite Power Termite Power
One day I got real high and played with a Yamaha AN1x. This is the result.
Metalmania Metalmania
This is a crazy V/VM style mashup of Ozzy Osbourne and Quiet Riot, and a few other things, mashed into some serious noise.
Projectile Man Projectile Man
This sounds like something f***in Danny Elfman would do. Except for the noisy sh***. And the magical Gaelic accelerando.
Trans Maryland Express Trans Maryland Express
Yeah, the Trans Maryland Express. The MARC train, bi***.
Two Thousand (Sucks To Be Moby Mix) Two Thousand (Sucks To Be Moby Mix)
This song has an interesting story. It's actually was a Guinness world record candidate, but I never sent in the paperwork. The song hits a max BPM of 2000 per minute, which doubles the alleged world record held by Moby, at 1000.
Unrevealed Unrevealed
Swing groove, housey thing with some vox. I was probably listening to a lot of Underworld and Banco de Gaia.
Transmissive Transmissive
This is an instrumental done in a late 90s EBM/industrial vein. Some of the sounds are from the Haujobb Matrix sample CD.
Requiem Für Fähigkeit Requiem Für Fähigkeit
This one of my favorites. It represents true Apologizers color. It's ridiculously obnoxious with strangely catchy themes. The title means 'Requiem for Talent/Ability.'
My Funny Valentine (Live At The Village Vanguard) My Funny Valentine (Live At The Village Vanguard)
Rendition of My Funny Valentine. Not actually live at the Village Vanguard, I just put a cheesy jazz club reverb on the whole song. Also, one of my few 'jazz' compositions, ironically featuring fake midi sax even though I play the real sax.
Monte Carlo With Rust Monte Carlo With Rust
WYSIWYG. This song sings the praises of a rusty Monte Carlo.
Jump up my Lolita Jump up my Lolita
This song is just weird. But you know, my Lolita. Jump up it.