Zay
A flash in the pants that can't be cured with any over the counter ointments.
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Retro Grade Bunnies Retro Grade Bunnies
I once flew tub of butter across the state of Washington.
I discovered the Smurf village.
I am the other off-white meat.
Liono looks up to me.
I have single handedly thwarted attempts by top 40 bubblegummers to take over the world using merely a can of hairspray and PEZ...
I defeated Voltron with a 9v battery and tweazers.
I cook Minute Rice in 46 seconds.
My greatness is surpassed only by that of Bobby Darrin's.
Women swoon to my god-like fork playing.
I am faster then a speeding sloth.Have you performed in front of an audience?In my mind. When I opened for Don Knots at the Matlock convention in NoWhere, Idaho... but alas it was all a dream.
Your musical influences
King Jammy, King Tubby, Gemini, Beenie Man, Jah Thomas, John Denver (Yes I said it.), Lady Saw, Daft Punk, Clasic Rock, Bobby Darin, BuJu, U2, Tupac, Run DMC, Dr. Dre, Bone, Tons of Katz I can't even remember, and anything audible.What equipment do you use?
EMU, Yamaha, M-Audio, Behringer, Etc.Anything else?
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