Witch Queen
This ad for WITCH QUEEN TAROT & ASTROLOGY was brought to you by "All You Could Afford" Advertising Associates. Found tattered somewhere in our dusty drawers ; ) Unmastered.
WTF??? I still have no idea what I was talking about.....maybe some kind of liberal Christo-Pagan Woo, inspired by Tome Hill in New Mexico. Unmastered.
Find your Authentic Self. That great uncharted territory is waiting for you to uncover its vast worth & potential. Unmastered.
Some freaky chick is happy about *something*. Unmastered.
A modern milking song inspired by traditional milkmaids as a lullaby to encourage the relaxed flow of milk, day & night. Imagine it accompanied by the sound of contented cud-chewing & streaming milk into a bowl - Land of Milk & Honey! Unmastered.
Any moment of pleasure can be your last, but your pain may soon be over. Unmastered.
When you come out of the Broom Closet, get struck by LIGHTNING multiple times as PUNISHMENT, and still live to tell the Tales. Unmastered.
A web spun hastily and carelessly, with little hope of catching even the tiniest gnat. [Please read "The Story behind the Song" for further details]. Unmastered.
No, no, we're sorry to say we do not. We never knew you. Any other questions? Unmastered.
As in, "My broomstick is gonna get repossessed, I'm gonna fall off the edge of society into homelessness, & no one is gonna say a word." Cuz that's what can happen to witches who come out of the Broom Closet. Unmastered.
Reverse The CURSE or ELSE. Sweep IT, Dust IT, Mop IT, Scrub IT, Plunge IT, I don't care what---just Get IT the F*** Out, FOREVER & EVER & EVER!!! Unmastered.
Music to accompany a Spell for Protection, which only works for Sincere Persons in Need. Mastered or UnMastered, effective results are *Guaranteed*. Music can be hummed or played, with or without the Spell Words [found in the "Lyrics" section].
Written by Nick Fury; performed by Nick Fury & Friends; female spoken word written & performed by Witch Queen. Unmastered. For streaming only.